23 女人唯一不喜欢的金制品是沉默。

The only golden thing that women dislike is silence.

注：沉默是金。

 

24 她昨天晚上粉擦得太多，衣服穿得太少，对女人来说那常常是一种绝望的迹象。

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes; that is always a sign of despair in a woman.

注：浓妆艳抹就是对自己没有信心。

 

25 女人对秘密有两种看法：一是它不值得保存，二是它太好了不能保存。

A woman has two views of a secret. Either it’s not worth keeping, or it’s too good to keep.

创新句子：为什么要保守秘密？

 

26 男人不应该对妻子有秘密，她总能发现他的秘密

No man should have a secret from his wife; she invariably finds it out.

创新句子：妻子渴望发现丈夫的秘密，更渴望发现没有秘密。

 

27 女人有时侯对由她无情地引起的悲伤感到同情。

A woman sometimes feels pity for the sorrows that she causes without remorse.

注：先甩了男人，再表示同情。

 

28 一个女人的姿态是另一个女人的毒药。

One woman’s pose[姿态] is another woman’s poison.

注：东施笑颦。

 

29 年轻早已经成了她的一个习惯，她跟年轻分不开了。

Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.

创新句子：我已经习惯年轻了。

 

30女人的直觉对男人来说通常只不过是透明的东西罢了。

What passes for woman’s intuition [直觉] is often nothing more than man’s transparency.[透明]

创新句子：表达谦虚可以说“我的直觉对你来说不过是透明的东西“；

表达骄傲可以说：“你的直觉对我来说只不过是透明的东西。”

 

31 女人的直觉是百万年来不思考的结果。

Women’s intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.

创新句子：我的直觉是我多年不思考的结果。

 

32 女人不是为购买艺术着迷，而是为画廊里嘈杂的声音着迷。

A woman is fascinated [着迷] not by art buy but by the noise made by those who are in the art field.

 

33 房间里一个男人等于大街上的两个。

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

注：模仿：

一鸟在手等于二鸟在林

A bird in hand is worth two in the bushes.

到手的东西才是自己的

 

34 女人第一次结婚是为了爱，第二次是为了找个伴，第三次是为了获得供给，剩下的只是出于习惯了。

A woman marries the first time for love, the second time for companionship, the third time for support, and the rest of the time just from habit.

注：有这样的女人。

 

35 如果有很多人都象她，那点儿库存光环早就用光了。

If there were many more like her, the stock [库存] of halos would give out.

创新句子：如果人人都象她那么成功，成功的光环早就用光了。

 

36 漂亮女人是眼睛的天堂，钱包的地狱。

A beautiful woman is paradise [天堂] for the eyes, hell for the purse.

 

37 我非常喜欢和女人在一起，喜欢她们的美丽，喜欢她们的风情万种，喜欢她们的活泼可爱，还喜欢她们的沉默。

I am very fond of the company of ladies; I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.

 

38 女人会对她的第一个情人长时间地保持忠诚——除非她碰巧弄到了第二个情人。

A woman is faithful to her first lover a long time --- unless she happens to take a second.

创新句子：我会一直忠于你的，如果实在找不到第二个情人的话。

 

39 你搞不清她这身装束是去听歌剧呢，还是去做手术呢。

You couldn’t tell is she was dressed for an opera [歌剧] or an operation.

 

40 不管是什么东西只要女人认为商店赔钱了她都要买。

It makes no difference what it is, a woman will buy anything she thinks a store is losing money on.

创新句子：大减价时老太太买了两双旱冰鞋，老头对老太太说：

这回商店可赔惨了。

 

41 女人的胃口很大程度上由环境决定。

The size of a woman’s stomach depends largely on her surroundings.[环境]

创新句子：我喜欢在干净的环境里吃饭，旁边不能有猪圈什么的。(待续，欢迎访问我的网站www.humorenglish.cn如果觉得出网址不合适，可以删掉网址）