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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the
girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The
next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other
kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D,
E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde,
Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl
came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were
in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had
flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to
reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're
24."
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