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不死也废了(26)

(2011-11-23 12:00:38)
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我在“就业保险”递交的培训申请杳无音信。是因为政府缺钱吗?不是,到2004年的时候,累积的就业保险基金余额是460亿加元,政府不是把钱用来理赔和进行再就业培训,而是把该项基金用到别的地方去了。

别提就业保险培训的事了,还是来看看另一种培训吧—安大略省第二职业培训计划。

2008年12月8日星期一,我发现安大略省第二职业培训网页上的内容变了。离我住处最近的一个咨询处位于“达芬街900号”的一家饼店边上,叫“抠死地”。我决定再去试一次那个计划,于是我打电话约了时间,然后就走过去了。

我到“抠死地”太早了,因此在接待间看了一点资料,然后填了一份表。终于到了约定的时间下午两点。几分钟之后,有个男人来到接待室将三个等在那里的人带到了一个有点像会议室的房间。房间里有现成的椅子、桌子、连着计算机的投影仪。

咨询就是一点一般的介绍,仅此而已。不完全准确,因为又约好了下一次的咨询时间—2008年12月11日星期四下午两点四十五分,到时我会跟“抠死地”的一个咨询员见面。在回家的路上,我发现我右脚的鞋子漏水了。半路上, 我又在书院街查看了一下电子邮件和工作机会。一个感觉很有希望的洗碗的工作,到头来也没有结果。

12月11日星期四,我先到位于“达芬购物中心”一楼的加拿大服务部的地盘去准备了一份所需的个人简历,然后在两点半,也就是离约定时间还有一刻钟的时候,走上二楼。

咨询之后,我决定学习“计算机网络技术”,并又一次约好了咨询的时间,是2009年1月15日下午三点半。我离开之前谢过了那儿所有的人。在政府部门工作的人就是机灵—除了一次一次的咨询之外,什么实质性的东西也没有,至少在他们觉得捞足了之前是这样。

通过我,那位咨询员有生以来第一次听到了Basic, C, VB, FORTRIN, dBASE, HTML等名称,可是她知道在加拿大社会里工作和生活更重要的东西—推销。从她那儿听到的一点自我推销术,让我受益很多(说说而已)。在这个社会里,有些事情很重要,如:找到并维持一份工作,既有团队精神、又有独立工作能力,解决问题的能力等。

2008年12月22日星期一,我早晨先写了一点东西,把早饭和午饭合并吃了。这样,虽然我晚一些时间出门,但中午可以不用回家。

我给“抠死地”的咨询员发了一封电子邮件,告诉她,我既找不到可以学习“计算机网络技术”的公立学校,也找不到所需的招工广告。同时我还问她,我可不可以找个私立学校改学“法律助理”,因为我看到有招法律助理的广告。

2009年1月15日星期四的天气非常冷,天气预报的最高温度是零下16°C。我不想奔到“达芬购物中心”去赴那个约定的咨询,可是我还是去了。很明显,“抠死地”的员工在耍我。我应该跟随天气的暗示待在家里,要是那样的话,我还可以节省两枚公交硬币。

2009年1月21日星期三,我听到了“抠死地”那位咨询员的留言,她为那天踩我说“对不起”。对不起归对不起,但还是一点帮助也没有,别再提第二职业培训的事了。他们(别追究指代不明)既要谋杀,又不愿意承担责任;如果有人想接受培训,他们就耍人家;如果人家不愿意继续被他们耍,他们就指责人家自动退出。

2009年2月2日星期一,我又听到一个来自“抠死地”关于第二职业培训计划的留言。这些人算怎么一回事呢?他们把纳税人的钱全部吸进自己的口袋,失业人员照样找不到工作,穷人越来越穷。据说,安大略省第二职业培训计划是所有计划中最好的,因为它的就业率达到了百分之二十。滑稽!

The training application form of Employment Insurance, which was submitted by me, did not invoke any response from the government. Did the government short of fund? No, by year 2004, the accumulated surplus in Employment Insurance fund was $46 billion. The government diverted the fund to other purposes rather than pay the unemployed or retrain them.

Let us forget Employment Insurance training, and let us see another available training program—Ontario Second Career program.

On Monday, December 08, 2008, I found Ontario Second Career program changed its web content. The nearest place for consulting was named Costi, which was beside a pizza restaurant, located on 900 Dufferin Street. I decided to try to access that program again, so I made an appointment through telephone, and walked in flurry to Costi.

I arrived at Costi early, so I read some available materials at the reception before I filled a form. It was the appointed two o’clock in the afternoon finally. Minutes later, a man came to the reception room and guided all three appointed people into a room, where was sort of like a meeting room. Chairs, desks and a computer controlled projector were ready for using in the room.

The consulting was minutes (less than 30 minutes) of general introduction. That was it. Not exactly, as I made another appointment—I would meet a consultant at 14:45 on Thursday, December 11, 2008 in Costi. On the way home, I found my right shoe had leakage. I checked e-mail and job opportunity again on College Street. I hoped a dishwasher position might be offered to me, but nothing happened.

On Thursday, December 11, 2008, I prepared the required resume in the first floor room of Service Canada in Dufferin Mall. Then I went to the second floor at a quarter to the appointed time 14:45.

After consulting, I decided to study “Computer Network Technicians,” and the next appointment was arranged at 15:30 on January 15, 2009. I thanked them all before my departure. People who worked in government offices had to be very smart—consulting over and over again, but nothing would happen before they thought they had sucked enough.

The consultant had heard from me the titles Basic, C, VB, FORTRIN, dBASE, and HTML the first time in her life, but she knew the more important part of working and living in Canadian society—marketing. Heard a little bit of self-marketing from her, I benefited a lot, not exactly. Some things were very important in this society, such as find and maintain a job, team worker with independent work ability, trouble shooting, and so on.

It was cold on Monday, December 22, 2008. I wrote something in the morning, and combined breakfast and lunch together, so that I did not have to come back home at noon, though I went out a little bit late.

I sent an e-mail to the consultant of Costi to inform her that I could find neither an official school for learning Computer Network Technicians, nor posted jobs in that direction. I also asked her whether I could look for a private school to study Legal Assistant course, as I read posted jobs in that area.

The weather was very cold on Thursday, January 15, 2009, as weather forecast the high would be -16°C. I did not want to go, but I did go to Dufferin Mall for the appointed consulting. It was obvious that the staffs of Costi were playing me. I should have followed the weather to stay at home; in that case, I would not have wasted two tokens for Toronto Transit Commission.

On Wednesday, January 21, 2009, I heard a voice message from the consultant of Costi. She said “sorry” for turning me down. Sorry was sorry, but helpless was helpless, so forget about it at all. They (never mind who) advocated murdering, but did not want to response for it. They played people when people wanted to get training. They accused people of quitting when people stopped being played.

On Monday, February 02, 2009, I received another voice message from Costi talking about second career program. What kind of people were they? They suck all money from tax payers to their pockets. The unemployed were still looking for jobs, and the poor became poorer. It was said that Ontario Second Career program was the best in all training programs, as its employment rate was 20%. What a funny society!

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