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人生哲理在笑话中的体会(philosophy in joke)

(2011-12-05 09:38:08)
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人生哲理在笑话中的体会

The experience of life philosophy in joke

1、父子二人经过五星级饭店门口,看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。儿子不屑地对他的父亲说:“坐这种车的人,肚子里一定没有学问!”。黑龙江女装父亲则轻描淡写地回答:“说这种话的人,口袋里一定没有钱!”

1, two father and son after five gate of the Star Hotel, see a luxurious car. Disdain for his son's father, said:" sit the person of this kind of car, certain stomach!". Father answered:" touch on lightly say such things, certainly no money pocket!"

(注:你对事情的看法,是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?)

( Note: your view of things, is it right? Also reflects the real attitude of your heart? )

2、晚饭后,母亲和女儿一块儿洗碗盘,哈尔滨女装父亲和儿子在客厅看电视。突然,厨房里传来打破盘子的响声,然后一片沉寂。儿子望着他父亲,说道:「一定是妈妈打破的。」「你怎么知道?」「她没有骂人」

In 2, after dinner, the mother and daughter were washing dishes, father and son to watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, the kitchen came the sound of breaking plates, and then silence. Looking at his father's son, said: "the mother must be broken. How did you know? " She did not curse ."

(注:我们习惯以不同的标准来看人看己,以致往往是责人以严,待己以宽。)

( Note: we are accustomed to different standards of watch their own people, which often are responsible for people to strike, has to be wide. )

3、有两个台湾观光团到日本伊豆半岛旅游,路况很坏,到处都是坑洞。品牌女装其中一位导游连声抱歉,说路面简直像麻子一样。而另一个导游却诗意盎然地对游客说:「诸位先生,我们现在走的这条道路,正是赫赫有名的伊豆迷人酒窝大道。」

In 3, Taiwan has two tours to the Izu Peninsula Tourism, road condition is very bad, potholes everywhere. Among them a tourist guide repeatedly sorry, said the road is like pock. While the other guides but poetic scene of tourists, said:" gentlemen, we are now taking this path, it is having a great reputation Izu Avenue charming dimple. "

(注:虽是同样的情况,然而不同的意念,就会产生不同的态度。女装折扣思想是何等奇妙的事,如何去想,决定权在你。)

( Note: although it is the same, but different ideas, will have a different attitude. Fantastic idea how things are, how to think, the decision is yours. )

4、同样是小学三年级的学生,在作文中说他们将来的志愿是当小丑。中国的老师斥之为:「胸无大志,孺子不可教也!」外国的老师则会说:「愿你把欢笑带给全世界!」

4, is also a primary school student in grade three, in writing that they will volunteer to be clowns. Described as a Chinese teacher:" with no ambition at all, is not worth to be taught! " Foreign teacher will say: " may you bring laughter to the whole world! "

(注:身为长辈的我们,不但容易要求多于鼓励,更狭窄的界定了成功的定义。)

( Note: as the elder, always require more than encourage, more narrow the definition of success. )

5、有一个欧巴桑在首饰店里看到二只一模一样的手环。一个标价五百五十元,另一个却只标价二百五十元。她大为心喜,立刻买下二百五十元的手环,得意洋洋的走出店门。临出去前,听到里面的店员悄悄对另一个店员说:「看吧,这一招屡试不爽。」

5, there is a Ba Sang in a jewelry store to see the two as like as two peas bracelet. A price of five hundred and fifty yuan, the other only two hundred and fifty yuan price. She was heart-hi, immediately bought two hundred and fifty yuan the bracelet, feel oneself highly flattered out of the shop. Pro before going out, heard the whisper to another clerk said: "see, this trick have proved effective every time. "

(注:试探如饵,可以轻而易举的使许多人显露出贪婪的本性,然而那常常是吃亏受骗的开始。)

( Note: test such as bait, can be an easy job to make a lot of people showing greedy nature, however it is often suffer deceived start. )

6、乞丐:「能不能给我一百块钱?」路人:「我只有八十块钱。」 乞丐:「那你就欠我二十块钱吧」

In 6, the beggar:" can you give me one hundred dollars? " Passers-by:" I only have eighty dollars. " The beggar:" then you owe me $twenty."

(注:有些人总以为是上苍欠他的,老觉得老天爷给的不够多、不够好,贪婪之欲早已取代了感恩之心。)

( Note: some people always thought that God is owed him, always feel that God's not enough, good enough, greedy desire have replaced the heart of Thanksgiving. )

7、在故宫博物院中,有一个太太不耐烦地对她先生说:「我说你为甚么走得这么慢。原来你老是停下来看这些东西。」

In 7, the Imperial Palace Museum, there is a wife impatiently for her, said: "I said why you go so slowly. That you always stop and look at these things. "

(注:有人只知道在人生的道路上狂奔,结果失去了观看两旁美丽花朵的机会。)

( Note: some people only know life on the road running, resulting in the loss of beautiful flowers on both sides the opportunity to watch. )

8、妻子正在厨房炒菜。丈夫在她旁边一直唠叨不停:「慢些。小心!火太大了。赶快把鱼翻过来。快铲起来,油放太多了!把豆腐整平一下。哎唷,锅子歪了!」

In 8, his wife was in the kitchen cooking. Her husband at her side has been nagging:" slowly. Careful. The fire is too big. Please turn the fish over. Fast scoop up oil, put too much! The tofu leveling. Oh, the pot is crooked! "

「请你住口!」妻子脱口而出,「我懂得怎样炒菜。」

"Would you please shut up! "The wife escape one's lips, " I know how to cook. "

「你当然懂,太太,」丈夫平静地答道:「我只是要让你知道,品牌女装折扣我在开车时,你在旁边喋喋不休,我的感觉如何。」

" You know, madam," the husband replied: "I just want to let you know, when I was driving, you beside chatter without stop, how I feel. "

(注:学会体谅他人并不困难,只要你愿意认真地站在对方的角度和立场看问题。)

( Note: learn to be considerate of others is not difficult, as long as you are willing to seriously stand in each other's point of view and viewpoint. )

9、第一名

In 9, the first name

毕业典礼上,校长宣布全年级第一名的同学上台领奖,可是连续叫了好几声之後,那位学生才慢慢的走上台。

The graduation ceremony, the president declared a first-year students to receive the award, but a row is called several times later, the students who only slowly on stage.

后来,老师问那位学生说:"怎麽了?是不是生病了?还是没听清楚?"

Later, the teacher asked the students to say:" how? Is it right? Ill? Or did not hear? "

学生答:"不是的,我是怕其他同学没听清楚。"

The student answers:" no, I'm afraid of other students didn't hear clearly. "

(注:名与利是多少人的捆绑、多少人的心结?我们被教育要争气、要出头,但是争气出头的,不过是少数人,沉默的大众毕竟还是多数。想一想,有那麽多人都和你我一样,不也是很兴奋的一件事吗?)

( Note: the name of the tied up how many people, how many person's heart knot? We are taught to live up to expectations, to fight, but disappointing early, but is one of the few people, after all or the majority of silent masses. Think, there are so many people like you and me, not is also a very excited matter? )

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