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When age hurts 歲月的創傷

(2010-02-25 11:04:36)
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我名叫愛麗絲,我去看一個第一次預約的新的牙醫。我坐著等他來,我注意到他的執照上有他的全名。
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.
突然,我想起一個高高又英俊的黑髮男孩,與他同名,是30年前我高中的同班同學。
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME
HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
是否這就是我曾經迷戀的那個秘密對象呢?
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
看到他時,喔,我很快就拋棄這樣的想法...

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT...
這個禿頭灰髮臉部深縐的男人與我同學比太老了。在他檢查完我的牙齒後,我問他是否曾就讀摩根園區高中.....

THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO
HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD
ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .....
"是啊,我是。我是野馬!"他閃爍著一種驕傲。
"YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
"您何時畢業的?"我問道。

OH, HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
喔,他回答:"1975,為何問這個呢?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
我驚嘆說:"你在我的班級。"

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

他很近的打量著我。

THEN THAT UGLY,

然後這個很醜的,

OLD,

老的,

BALD,
禿頭,

WRINKLED,

皺紋,

FAT ASS ,
肥屁股,

GRAY HAIRED,
灰髮的,

DECREPIT,

衰老的,

SON OF A BITCH ASKED.....
狗娘養的傢夥問我.....

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???" !
"您是敎什麼的???"

(大学女同学发来,权且放在这里,以博一笑)

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