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woman and guys

(2011-04-01 15:29:23)
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Romeance mathematics:

Smart man + smart woman = romance 
Smart man + dumb woman = affair 
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage 
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 

 

Office arithmetic:

Smart boss + smart employee = profit 
Smart boss + dumb employee = production 
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion 
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime 

Shopping math:

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. 
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. 

 

General equations & statistics :

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

 

Happiness:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little 
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 

 

Longevity:

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.  

 

Propensity to chance:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 

Discussion technique:

A woman has the last word in any argument. 

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 

How to stop people from bugging you about getting married :

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

-----Send this to a smart woman who needs a laugh to the smart guys you know can handle it .woman <wbr>and <wbr>guys

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