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## woman and guys

(2011-04-01 15:29:23)

### romeance

Romeance mathematics:

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Office arithmetic:

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping math:

A man will pay \$20 for a \$10 item he needs.
A woman will pay \$10 for a \$20 item that she doesn't need.

General equations & statistics :

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Longevity:

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Propensity to chance:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Discussion technique:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

How to stop people from bugging you about getting married :

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

-----Send this to a smart woman who needs a laugh to the smart guys you know can handle it .

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