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[转载]近年经典语录翻译 Vol. 1

(2010-09-16 23:01:24)
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钱不是问题,问题是没钱。
Money is by no means a problem. The problem is lack of money.

男人忽悠女人,叫调戏。女人忽悠男人,叫勾引。男女相互忽悠,叫爱情。
A man conning a woman is called flirt. A woman conning a man is called seduction. A man and a woman conning each other is called love.

你无耻的样子很有我当年神韵。
The way you being shameless is much like the way I was.

你失恋的次数比中国足球失利的次数都多。
The times you failed in relationships exceed the times Chinese soccer team did.

大姨妈都来了,安全期还会远么?
If menstruation comes, will the safety be far behind?

一个成功的男人就是能够挣到比妻子花的钱更多的钱,一个成功的女人就是能够找到这样一个男人。
The success of a man is to earn more money than his woman's expenses. The success of a woman is to find such a man.

女人真奇怪,不该知道的事,她们全知道;该知道的事,她们反而不知道。
Women are weird. They know every single thing that they're not supposed to know, and nothing that they're supposed to know.

念了十几年书,想起来还是幼儿园比较好混。
After over a dozen school years, I finally realized that kindergarten is the most comfortable to goof around.

我唯一财产就是硬盘上那80G毛片。
My only property is the 80G of porn movies on my hard drive.

我的原则是:人不犯我,我不犯人;人若犯我,我就生气!
My principle: if no one offends me, I'll offend no one; if someone, however, offends me, I will be pissed off!

虽然我长的不是很帅,但小时候也有人夸我左边鼻孔很偶像派。
I am not very handsome, but when I was young, someone appreciated my left nostril for being like an superstar.

别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
Don't blame the gravity when you're constipated.

人家有背景,我只有背影。
They got backgrounds. I just got a back.

提醒大家要学会修自己的笔记本,这是很重要的!从前有个人,他不会修自己的笔记本......后来的事情大家都知道了。
I have to remind you guys that you should learn how to fix your laptops, and this is vitally important. There was a man who didn't know how to fix his laptop..... we all know what happened then.

爱情就像两个拉橡皮筋的人,受伤的总是不愿放手的那个。
Love affair is just like two people pulling a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who doesn't wanna let go.

谎言与誓言的区别在于:一个是听的人当真了,一个是说的人当真了。
The difference between a lie and a vow: the former makes the listener gullible while the latter makes the talker gullible.

真正的好朋友,并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题,而是在一起,就算不说话,也不会觉得尴尬。
A real good friend is not the one you talk with all the time, but the one you will never feel weird to be with, even when you don't talk at all.

冷漠,有时候并不是无情,只是一种逃避被伤害的工具!
Inhospitality is not always heartlessness, but sometimes a way to avoid hurt.

你今天和她睡了,明天还想和她睡,这就是爱情。你今天和她睡了,明天还得和她睡,到这里就不是爱情了。
You slept with her today, and you still want to sleep with her tomorrow. This is love. You slept with her today, and you still have to sleep with her tomorrow. This is no longer love.

为了生存而嫁人的女人,本质和妓女没什么两样,不过是批发和零售的关系.
A woman who has herself married for a living is not essentially different from a whore. It's just the difference between wholesale and retail.

放眼世间,我再也找不到崇拜的人了,如果有人非要我找一个能让我崇拜的人的话,那......我只有去照镜子了!!!
All over the world, I can never find a person to worship any more. If I have to... I can only find a mirror.

每当别人夸我的时候,我总是局促不安……那是因为…………夸得还不够。
Every time when someone is flattering me, I feel uneasy... because... it fails to satisfy my expectation.

杜蕾丝广告:致所有使用我们竞争对手产品的人们:父亲节快乐。
Durex commercial: To those who use the products from our competitors: Happy Father's Day.

废话是人际关系的第一句。
The first dialogue in an interpersonal relationship is always useless.

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