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WHY_GUAN_YU_DIDN'T_PRETEND:安琪

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WHY_GUAN_YU_DIDN'T_PRETEND:安琪

An Qi
WHY GUAN YU DIDN'T PRETEND TO GIVE HIMSELF UP TO SUN QUAN

each day at dusk
ma has a video chat with me
she refused WeChat at first
but my younger sister set it up
ma falls in love with it
she says it's cheap, monthly 70 yuan
and she sees me every day
now she has a new job
reports from listening to Three Kingdoms
my sister sends her two chapters per day
finally old ma isn't bored anymore
her life is the fate of the heroes
today she tells me
Guan Yu gets caught by Sun Quan
they will cut off his head
but he is too stupid
he doesn't pretend to give up
why won't he capitulate?
she asks me three times
I can only say
I don't know
 
10/16/17
Translated by MW, Oct. 2017



为什么关羽不假装投降孙权
安琪

每天黄昏
老妈都会和我视频
原来坚决不微信的老妈
被小妹开通微信后
迷上了视频
她说微信真省啊每月70元就能
天天看见我
近阶段老妈多了一项工作
向我汇报听三国的感受
小妹每天发两集《三国演义》语音给她
无聊的老妈终于有聊了
跟着三国人物命运激昂或悲伤
今天她告诉我
关羽已被孙权抓走
就要砍头了
为什么关羽这么傻
不假装投降孙权
老妈一连问了我三遍
我只好回答
我不知道

2017-10-16

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