有时候我们懒得起床、或者因为某种原因不想上班。这里让老外教你该怎么办，才能成功装病请假！
既能学到使用技巧，又可以顺便提高英语，何乐不为呢！~

1 早上早起，在大约4点30打电话
Get up early in the morning to make your phone call, around 4:30 in the morning.

2 这个时间你刚起床，使声音听起来更像生病
At this time, call when you just get up to make it sound like you are sick.

3 告诉你的老板你生病了不能起床，但是休息一天就好了
Tell your boss that you are sick and cannot get out of bed but should be better after an extra day of rest.

4 挂掉。继续睡回笼觉。享受吧！
Hang out. Catch up on extra sleep. Have Fun!

5 提前大约一天埋下伏笔。叫唤头痛，说你突然感到很冷，吃不下午餐等等
Set up the scenario a day or so beforehand. Complain of headaches, mention you're suddenly feeling cold, can't eat lunch etc.

6 不要让伴侣或者对象替你称病请假 - 这是死路一条
Don't get partners/spouses to call in sick for you - it's a dead give away!

7 试着再打电话时倒挂在床边，你会立刻听起来像生病，而且头晕会是你听起来像在慌乱中说话。
Try hanging upside down over the side of the bed when you make your call, you'll instantly sound sick and the dizziness will make you sound flustered mid-conversation.

8 如果这些都没戏，早点打进电话说你被严重偏头痛吵醒。这样你至少可以请一上午的假。
If all else fails, call in early and say you've awoken with a shattering migraine, at least you'll get the morning off.

9 说你跌倒了后腰疼痛，你无法证明所以很容易假装。当我懒得起床的时候我试过几次。站着说话，把你的头使劲往后仰。这应该会是你听起来很疼很累。希望这些对你有用！
Say you've fallen over and you have lower back pains, you can't prove this and its quite easy to fake- I do it sometimes when i just can't be bothered getting up! Just talk to your boss on the phone while standing up, and put your head really far back while talking. It should make you sound in pain and tired. Hope this helps!