Thanks to: Tina Cook USA.

A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys. Having exhausted all suggestions for controlling the little hellions, she tried one last approach: she took them to the meanest preacher in town for a lecture. First the older boy was admitted into the stern minister's study. Glaring at the boy from behind the desk, the preacher waited a few moments, then challenged the boy: "Young man, where is God?" The boy was stunned to silence. The preacher rose part way out of his chair and repeated the question: "I asked you, Where Is God?" The boy began to quake with dread .... this was no ordinary lecture for being bad! Stepping around from behind the desk, the impassioned preacher now shouted his question, "WHERE IS GOD!?" At this, the boy leaped from his chair and bolted out the door, running headlong into his little brother. "What's wrong? What's the matter?" his brother asked. "It's awful! The church has LOST GOD and they're BLAMING US!"

一个年轻的母亲被她二个顽皮的小孩搞得彻底绝望了.在用尽所有办法都无法控制这二个小坏蛋后,她使出最后一招:她把他们带去镇上最有名望的牧师那里听训.哥哥先进入那个严厉的牧师办公室.牧师从桌子后面盯着男孩,过了几分钟,然后问男孩:"年轻人,上帝在哪里?" 男孩怔了一下,沉默.牧师从椅子上起来,重复他的问题:"我问你,上帝在哪里?" 男孩开始害怕地发抖...这可是对坏人不一般的训话! 牧师从桌子后面走出来,他大声地重复他的问题:"上帝在哪里!?" 这一次,男孩从椅子上跳起来,夺门而出,一气跑到他弟弟那里."怎么了? 出什么事了?" 弟弟问."太可怕了! 教堂丢了上帝,他们怪上我们了!"