(吉娃娃)                                 杜宾犬(德国种猎犬)(图片来自网络)

有二位老兄,一个牵着杜宾犬,一个牵着吉娃娃.牵杜宾犬的对他朋友说,"我们去那边餐厅吃点东西吧."

牵吉娃娃的说，“我们进不去的,我们带着狗呢。"

他们走向餐馆,牵杜宾犬的戴上一付黑色墨镜,径直走了进去. 门卫拦住了他,"对不起,先生,宠物不能进去."

那个牵杜宾犬的说,"你不知道,这是我的导盲犬."

门卫说,"一只杜宾犬?"

他回答,"是啊,他们现在用杜宾犬做导盲犬,它们很好的,也可以保护我不受盗贼侵犯." 

门卫说,"那进来吧."

那个牵着吉娃娃的伙计想,"啊呀,这是什么意思啊," 于是他也带上一付墨镜,开始朝餐厅走去.

门卫又说,"对不起,朋友,宠物不能进去."

牵吉娃娃的说,"你不知道,这是我的导盲犬."

门卫说:"一只吉娃娃?"

Thanks to: Damarys Ortega USA.

There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog."
The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very good and protect me from robbers, too."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua?????? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"