(扫帚小子)
Thanks to: Anna United States Minor Outlying Islands

Chris had just turned 16 had long hair, and look like Joe Dirt. He went to his dad and asked: "Dad it is my 16th birthday! I would like you to by me a car for my birthday.” So his dad replied, "Son, I will buy you any car that you want as long as you raise your grades AND cut your hair." Chris said ok. The next week, Chris brought home a report card he had raised all his grades from c's and d's to all a's. His father was very happy! Now Chris was so excited he told his dad what car he wanted, a convertible mustang (red). His dad said, "Chris you haven't cut your hair." Chris replied, "Well Jesus had long hair." His dad said, "yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went!"

克里斯到十六岁了,留着长发,看起来就象是那个扫帚小子. 他跑去和他爸爸说,"爸爸,这是我十六岁的生日! 我想你买一辆车做我的生日礼物." 他爸爸回答,"儿子,如果你能把成绩提高,把头发剪短,我可以给你买你想要的任何汽车."克里斯说好. 过了一星期,克里斯拿回家一张成绩单,他已经把他所有C和D的成绩提高到A了,父亲非常高兴! 克里斯也很兴奋,告诉父亲他想要一辆红色的敞篷的野马汽车. 他的父亲说,"克里斯, 你还没有剪短你的头发." 克里斯回答:"喂, 耶稣也是留长发的啊." 他父亲说,"是的,但耶稣去哪里都是走路去的!"