精通圣经
(2009-11-30 10:02:15)
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圣经牧师启示录创世记 |
分类: JOKE笑话 |

镇上新来了一个牧师, 星期六那天他出去拜访教区居民. 一切进行得非常顺利,直到他来到一户人家门口,很显然家里有人,但他敲了几次门,就是没人来开.
最后,他拿出卡片,在后面写道:"启示录3:20",把它贴在门上.
第二天,当他正在清点奉献款时,他看到他的卡片在奉献箱里. 在他的字体下面写着:"创世记3:10."
启示录3:20说:"看哪,我站在门外叩门,若有听见我声音就开门的,我要进到他那里去,我与他,他与我,一同坐席."
创世记3:10说:"他说:'我在园中听见你的声音,我就害怕,因为我赤身露体,我便藏了.'"
Thanks to: Laura "I love my job" Larson Grayslake IL
USA
A new pastor moved into town and went out one
Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to
one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to
the door even after he had knocked several times.
Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20 "
and stuck it in the door.
The next day as he was counting the offering, he found his card in
the collection plate. Below his message was notation "Genesis
3:10."
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If
any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him,
and will dine with him, and he will with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden,
and I was afraid, because I was naked."