一天下午，男人下班回到家里，发现屋里一片凌乱。他的三个小孩，穿着睡衣，在外面的泥地里玩，前面的院子里到处都是空的食品盒和包装纸。通向妻子汽车的门，也就是房子的前门，大开着。走进屋里，发现更加乱七八糟。

    一盏灯撞翻在地，一张小地毯团成一团堆在墙边，前厅的电视里正在放着卡通节目，地上到处是玩具和衣服之类。厨房里，洗涤槽里堆着盘子，灶台上留着早餐的食物，狗的吃食倒在地上，桌子下有一只破碎的玻璃杯，门后面有一堆沙。

    他径直走上楼梯，跨过遍地的玩具和衣物，寻找他的妻子。他担心她可能生病了，或者更糟。

    他发现她穿着睡衣，在卧室里休息，正在读一本小说。

    她看到他，抬起头，微笑着问他今天过得怎样。他困惑地看着妻子问，“今天这里怎么了？”

    她还是笑着回答：”你还记得吧？每天你下班回来都问我今天到底做了些什么。“

   “是的，“他勉强回答。

Thanks to: George Brooks Plymouth Connecticut USA.

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!

He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "you know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes", he replied reluctantly.

She answered, "We'll, today I didn't do it!!"