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买彩票

(2009-09-10 11:09:06)
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分类: JOKE笑话
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega USA.

An Antartian named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Babbette again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Babbette still has no luck.
Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Babbette is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Babbette, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."

    一个名叫芭芘特的人发现她陷入困境之中: 生意破产了,钱也没了,她是那么地绝望,只能寻求上帝帮忙了。她开始祷告:“上帝啊,请帮帮我。我的生意没了,如果没有钱,我的房子也将没有了。请让我赢个乐透吧!”

    乐透开奖的晚上,别人把奖赢走了。芭芘特又祷告:“上帝啊,请让我中个奖吧!我的生意没了,我的房子也没了,我的汽车也将没了。”

    乐透开奖的夜晚来临了,但芭芘特还是没有运气。

    她再一次祷告说:“我的主啊,为什么放弃我呢?我生意没了,房子没了,车也没了。我的孩子正在挨饿。我不是经常求您帮助的,而我一向也是您的好仆人。请您让我这次中个奖吧,我的生活才可以恢复正常。”

    突然,天门开了,随着一道闪光,芭芘特听到上帝的声音:“芭芘特,你遇见我了。去买一张彩票吧。”

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