女人在二月十四日醒来时告诉丈夫：「我梦见你情人节当天，送我一套钻石颈链。你认为有啥喻意呢？」

「今晚你便会知晓。」他答道。当晚男人带着一小包裹回家，并送给太太。太太很高兴，当打开包裹时收到了一本名为《梦的解释》的书。

A woman wakes up on 14th Feb. and tells her husband, “I just dreamed that

you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines’ Day.

What do you think itmeans??” “You’ll know tonight” he says.

That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wife.

Delighted, she opens it and finds…a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams”

太太派我去菜市场替她买有机蔬菜。可是我在那儿来来回回，找遍了也找不到。于是，我随手抓住一位看上去苍老且疲倦的员工，问道：我太太要我买有机蔬菜，它们都喷上有害的化学物质吗？那员工望着我好一阵子回道：没有。你得自行加上。

My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around

and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said,

“These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”

“The produce guy looked at me and said, “No. You’ll have to do that yourself.”

男人骨子里都是同一模样──只是他们都配上不同脸孔，好让人能把他们分辨出来。

Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

婚姻是男人与女人合二为一；但问题是他们总想对方成为属于自己的那部分。

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

太太常说我从不聆听她讲话，又或是类似的说话……

My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...