加载中…
个人资料
剑桥雏鹰
剑桥雏鹰
  • 博客等级:
  • 博客积分:0
  • 博客访问:6,411
  • 关注人气:2
  • 获赠金笔:0支
  • 赠出金笔:0支
  • 荣誉徽章:
相关博文
推荐博文
谁看过这篇博文
加载中…
正文 字体大小:

【英语小笑话】 Little Old Lady  小老太太

(2008-11-16 17:44:45)
标签:

英语

笑话

娱乐

分类: 百味英语

    一个同学留言说想看英语笑话,我现在就给大家发一个,希望孩子们能够喜欢!【英语小笑话】 <wbr>Little <wbr>Old <wbr>Lady <wbr> <wbr>小老太太

 A young man was walking through a super market to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him."Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, would you say 'Goodbye, mother?' It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out,"Goodbye, Mother!" Then, as he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.00. "How can that be?" he asked. "I only purchased a few things!" The clerk replied, "Your mother said you'd pay for her."

i.Net【英语小笑话】 <wbr>Little <wbr>Old <wbr>Lady <wbr> <wbr>小老太太
    一名少年穿过一个超级市场的时候,他看到一个老太太追随他。“对不起。”她说。 “我很抱歉,如果我的凝望使你感到不舒服,那只是因为你看起来很像我的儿子,他最近刚去世。”“我很抱歉!”青年男子回答说,“有什么我可以为您做的吗?”“是的。”她说, “当我离开的时候,你会不会说再见了,妈妈呢?这会令我感到好多了。”年轻的男子肯定地回答说,“当然可以!” 当老妇人离开时,他像她要求的那样说,“再见,妈妈!”然后,他来到柜台付帐,他看到了他的总数是127.00美元。“怎么能这样?”他问道。“我只购买了几件东西!”收银员回答说:“你妈妈说你会替她支付。”

0

阅读 评论 收藏 转载 喜欢 打印举报/Report
  • 评论加载中,请稍候...
发评论

    发评论

    以上网友发言只代表其个人观点,不代表新浪网的观点或立场。

      

    新浪BLOG意见反馈留言板 电话:4000520066 提示音后按1键(按当地市话标准计费) 欢迎批评指正

    新浪简介 | About Sina | 广告服务 | 联系我们 | 招聘信息 | 网站律师 | SINA English | 会员注册 | 产品答疑

    新浪公司 版权所有