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101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)

 

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

hump：驼背

hairpiece：假发

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?

(They all stare, bemused.)

Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

go through:经历，遭遇

Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

[Time Lapse]

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

cafeteria：自助餐厅

All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

Joey: Instead of...?

Chandler: That's right.

Joey: Never had that dream.

Phoebe: No.

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

All of a sudden 突然

Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

weird：不可思议的，怪异的

[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]

Ross: (mortified) Hi.

mortify：使苦恼

Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

intestine：肠

tied：打结

Chandler: Cookie?

Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.

stuff：原料，材料

stuff指代名词的万能替代品

Joey: Ohh.

Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.

Ross: Thanks.

Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)

pluck：拔取，采集

Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?

aura：气氛，气味，头顶的光环（这里可指晦气？）

Phoebe: Fine!  Be murky!

murky：黑暗的，阴暗的，浑浊的

Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.

Monica: No you don't.

Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!

to hell with sb.：让……见鬼去

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

take it：承受

pretty well：几乎，差不多，相当的

Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing   3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what?  A wrong number?

hysterical：歇斯底里的，异常兴奋的

sob：哭诉，哭泣

Ross: Sorry.

Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

(Ross gestures his consent.)

gesture：做手势

consent：同意，赞成，答应

Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!

joint：A cheap or disreputable gathering place:
下流场所：廉价的或声名狼藉的公众场所：

Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

Monica: Rachel?!

Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?

Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

De-caff：无咖啡因的咖啡

Rachel: Hi, sure!

Ross: Hi.

(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens.  He sits back down defeated again.  A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)

Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

bridesmaid：伴娘

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really

gravy：肉汤 gravy boat：调味汁瓶

gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)

gorgeous：华丽的，灿烂的

Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And

sweet'n'low 低脂糖，最有名的代糖品牌，英文中直接表示代糖

turn on：性兴奋
then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr.

freak out：震惊，吓坏了

hit：突然意识到

Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'.

get out：离开，逃脱

 (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

drift apart：（两者）疏远

Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...

kinda：kind of  有一点，有几分

issue：问题

 

 

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