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酒徒的五个阶段---Five Stages a Drunk

(2008-10-30 09:02:32)
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酒徒的五个阶段---Five <wbr>Stages <wbr>a <wbr>Drunk

Five Stages a Drun    

    Stage 1 - SMART This is when you instantly become an expert on everything known to mankind. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
    第一阶段:聪明  你立刻变成了无所不知的专家,你想要把你的知识传播给任何想听的人。在这个阶段,你总是对的,当然正在听你讲话的那个人非常错误。当双方都聪明时会有很有意思的辩论。
     
    Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
    第二阶段好看  你认识到你是整个酒吧里最好看的人,所有的人都喜欢你。你能够径直走向一个完全陌生的人,因为你知道他们喜欢你,并真的想跟你谈话。啤酒已经上头了,但你依然聪明,所以你能跟这个人谈论天底下所有的话题。
     
    Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make best at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn''t matter how much you bet ''cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
    第三个阶段——富裕  你突然变成了世界上最富有的人,你能够为整个酒吧里的人买单。你在这个阶段也能够表现得最好,因为当然你依旧聪明,所以自然你会赢得所有的打赌。不管你赌多大都没关系,因为你富有。你也会为你喜欢的任何人买啤酒,因为现在你是世界上最好看的人。
     
    Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you''re BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
    第四阶段  防弹  你现在准备与任何人挑起战斗,特别是那些你一直在和你打赌和争论的人,因为没有什么能伤到你。在这个阶段你也能够径直走向你喜欢的人那挑起有关智慧和金钱的战斗。你不怕输掉战斗,因为你聪明、富裕,无论如何你比他们都好看!
     
    Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you''re still SMART you know all the words....
    第五阶段看不见的  这是醉酒的最后阶段。在这个阶段你能够做任何事情,因为没有人能看到你。你在桌子上跳舞来给你喜欢的人加深印象因为屋子里的其他人看不见你。那些想与你战斗的人也看不见你。你能够步行通过大街放声高歌,因为没人能看到或听到你,还因为你依然聪明,你知道所有的单词…
 

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