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oral-cons-转-Whats Up, Doc 医生,我怎么了?5

(2008-10-04 08:38:14)
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What's Up, Doc ?(5)
医生我怎么了?(5)

With the doctor

Doctor: Hello, Patty. We have your test results back.

Patty: So? Do I have a thyroid disease? Will I have to take medicine for the rest of my life?

Doctor: No. Your thyroid is fine. And so is your urine. We found that the strange color was due to the multivitamin(1) you took.

Patty: And what about my stomachaches?

Doctor: Your stomach probably hurts because you worry too much.

Patty: And my hair?

Doctor: I think it's stress-related.(2)

Patty: Isn't there any medicine I can take?

Doctor: Well, I'm going to have you take some Vitamin B complex(3) supplements.(4)

Patty: I go trough all this trouble, and all I get is a vitamin prescription?(5)

Doctor: Take one a day, after eating. You'll be fine.

Patty: Really? That's it? So there's nothing wrong with me?

Doctor: Well, not exactly. You do have what they call "hypochondria(6)"...

Patty: Oh, no! My stomach hurts... [faints]

Doctor: Nurse!

●与伯恩斯医师


医师:你好,派蒂。你的检验报告回来了。

派蒂:如何?我有没有甲状腺方面的疾病?我要吃一辈子的药吗?

医师:不用。你的甲状腺没问题。你的尿液也是。我们发现那奇怪的颜色是因为你服用综合维他命的缘故。

派蒂:还有我的胃痛呢?

医师:你的胃会痛八成是因为你焦虑过度。

派蒂:我的头发呢?

医师:我认为那跟压力有关。

派蒂:我不需要吃什么药吗?

医师:呃,我会开一些维他命B群给你。

派蒂:我折腾了半天,到最后只拿到一帖维他命?

医师:一天一粒,饭后吃。你就会没事。

派蒂:真的?就这样?所以我一点问题也没有?

医师:呃,也不尽然。你的确患有所谓的「忧郁症」……

派蒂:喔,不会吧!我的胃又在痛……(昏过去)

医师:护士!

●药房批价收支簿

结束看诊后,你们必须拿着医生所开的处方签到医院中的「药房」pharmacy [`f3rm4s6]批药,首先要到批价柜台抽号码牌,等待叫号。 

A: Please take a number. We will call you.


请先抽号码牌。我们会叫你。

B: OK, thanks.

好的,谢谢。

  等药配好的时候,批价人员会告知「口服药丸」pill、「胶囊」capsule [`k1psy]、「药粉」powder的服用方式、频率及数量,如果有咳嗽症状发生,医生有时候会配一瓶「咳嗽药水」cough syrup [`s-4p],甚至还会给些特殊情况用药,好比说发烧时吃的「退烧药」fever reducer等等。最后领完药付了钱之后,各位就可以离开了。 

A: How do I take this medication?

  这些药要怎么吃呢?

B: Here is your cough syrup. Take one capful every 4 hours until your cough goes away. And take one of these capsules a day, after eating. 

  这是你的咳嗽药水。每四小时吃一瓶盖满直到不会咳嗽为止。这些胶囊每种一天吃一粒,饭后吃。

  好了,我美艳俏丽小护士Joan的解说工作也应该到此暂告一段落,希望能为你带来帮助,期待下次的再相逢,等你喔!喔!不好意思,医院这种地方,还是别多来!

 

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