Useless Tricks(1、Obsolete）

 

 

It's not difficulty to find that most of arguments destroying Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM)  are nothing but repetitive abracadabras. Perhaps one would think that lies  came ture  after repeating many times, but  actually it is something poor.

Among such repetitive abracadabras, there are a kind of tripes, e.g.

 TCM is too obsolete;

Both Compendium of Materia Medica and Huang Di’s Canon of Internal Medicine  are ancient books without any new idea nor development ;

and so on.

All such arguments  sound  quite reasonable,  but in  fact,  none of them can stand  any analysis,  all  such arguments are plausible  abracadabras.

Then how should  we common people treat such plausible  abracadabras?  Only rational thinking is the crucial magic weapon.

Effectiveness of medical treatment is one of  the most important characteristics of TCM.

When we cure a disease , we needn't  seek innovations or changes  in haste  as soon as  TCM can do good at curing this  disease.

 For example,  whenever  I catch a cold， I  have some   isatis-root granule  or  liquorice tablet  or  Niancian Chuanbei  loquat paste， when my high fever is not gone , I  take some pills of ROX（Roxithromycin）,  All of these are very effective.

Perhaps someone will query my treatments:

Why don't you think about hormonotherapy?

Why don't you think about radiotherapy or chemotherapy ?

Why don't you think about respirator? 

Why don't you think about heart and lung transplantation?

Why don't you trust  advanced medical technologies? 

 

We could let such a man get out of here,  he had  better  go away over to the other side of the Pacific Ocean.

So we needn't go all around in a pile of theories 
for such  plausible  abracadabras,  what we should do for them  is just to make a few jokes to pull their legs.

1、Long ago, one fool  learnt English for quite a time, but he didn't learn well however he learnt and  learnt. At last, he made up a new theory:

What on earth is there to learn from such English ? 

English has developed  over one thousand and five hundred years, nevertheless, only those 26 letters till now, it's too trite and naivy !

2、there was a fool being having a meal,  suddenly he stoped eating,  and he said that:

So far, we have eat  with our own mouths from 

generations to generations,  It's too corny, with out any originality. Why don't we eat with our own noses? Why don't we eat while  wearing masks? ......

3、 A fool strolled in  central  Shanghai,  he was walking  to the Shanghai Bund from Nanjing Xi Lu,  suddenly he stoped walking,  and he said that:

             ”I want to go the Bund by plane, why don't you   trust hi-tech products ?  planes are high-tech, but all of you want to go to the Bund on foot, Isn't it something like rube? “

4. there was a fool .......

 

In fact, there is no necessary to argue with such fools any more !

           DISGUSTING！！！

 

  

 附：本文的中文版：

黔驴之技（一、过时论）

 

 

       我们不难发现，残害中医论调大多只是些老调重弹，也许有人会认为:  谎言重复N次就不是谎言了，其实这是一种可怜。

 

       在这些老调重弹里、在这些陈词滥调里，有这样一类废话：

             中医太陈旧了、本草纲目、黄帝内经都是古老的旧书，没有新意、没有发展，云云。

       这些论调好像很有道理，其实经不起分析，全是似是而非的鬼话。

 

      那么我们老百姓应当怎样看待这些说法呢？

      理性思考才是至关重要的法宝。

  

     中医的最重要的特性是治病的有效性。

     只要是有效的治病方法，就不必急于求新求变。

 

     例如，我每次感冒了，都吃点板蓝根、或甘草片、或念慈庵川贝枇杷膏，高烧不退时也吃一点罗红霉素，这些都很有效。

     如果有人质问我：

            你为什么不用激素疗法？

            你为什么不放疗、化疗、

            你为什么不用呼吸机？

            你为什么不考虑心肺移植？

            你为什么不相信先进的医疗技术？！

 

       对于这样的人，太平洋有多宽，就请他滚多远！！！

 

       所以对于这种不怀好意的鬼话不必在理论上绕来绕去，只需要编几个笑话来调侃一下就可以了：

 

      1、有个傻子学英语，学来学去怎么也学不好，最后他发明了一套理论：

           “英语有什么好学的呀，英语发展都超过一千五百年了，还是那26个字母，太幼稚了！！！“

 

      2、有个傻子吃饭，吃着吃着就不吃了，他说：

                ”我们祖祖辈辈吃饭都用嘴巴吃，太老套了，太没有创意了，我们为什么不能用鼻子吃饭？我们吃饭时为什么不能戴口罩？、......“

 

      3、 有个傻子在上海市区狂街，他想从南京西路到外滩去玩，走着走着就不走了，他站在南京西路上说：

                 ”我要坐飞机去外滩，你们为什么不相信高科技产品，飞机就是高科技，你们非要步行去外滩，太保守了吧！太OUT了吧！“

 

      4、有个傻子.......

 

 

      请大家想一想，对于这样的傻子，我们还用得着多费口舌吗？！

 

 

           厌恶得很！！！