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Looking for Mr.Right我要我的“真情郎”(五)

(2008-02-06 10:45:03)
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分类: 昕聆佳作
And if you think finding out that Santa Claus is really just a fat old man with a hairy bottom and a fake beard was a horrific surprise,
如果你认为,发现圣诞老人实际上是一个带着毛茸茸的假屁股和假胡子的胖老头是一个可怕的意外的话,
Just wait till you come home to find your boyfriend trying on your underwear with his”squash buddy.”
就等着哪天回家时,发现你的男朋友正和他的“好兄弟”一起试穿你的内衣吧!
This merely serves to remind us once again how important it is to listen to that little voice inside your head when it says “MR.WRONG!”
这只是再次提醒我们,听到自己脑子里呼喊的声音有多重要:“找错了!”
It’s way too late when he starts that old “It’s not you,it’s me”waffle,
等到他开始对你说:“不是你的错,是我”这种老调时就太晚了,
Or you accidentally stumble across some unusual snapshots from his overseas”business trip.”
你也可能会意外地发现他在海外“出差”时拍下的不寻常的照片。
As a side note,if your man is unfaithful you can always hire a professional thug to rearrange his features,
附带告诉你,如果你的男人对你不忠,你尽可随时雇用一个职业流氓把他毁容。
And,for an additional fee,jam a walking stick up his butt. 如果再加点钱,还可以在他的屁股里插上一根拐杖
Of course,there is only one known cure for infidelity.当然,对付不忠只有一个众所周知的办法。

Seriously,though,if a man doesn’t measure up you should take immediate action. 说真的,如果那个男人不适合你,就应该立刻采取行动。
You only have one life to live,and the clock is ticking. 生命只有一回,而时钟却滴滴嗒嗒不停地走。
You can’t afford to answer the door for every creep who comes knocking, 你可没功夫给每一个变态的追求者开门,

You don’t have time to chase men who aren’t worth catching, 也没时间去追那些不值得追的男人,
And you certainly shouldn’t be fighting over them. 当然更不值得为他们争个你死我活。
You should leave that sort of unseemly and childish display to men,who have nothing better to do.
你该把这些夸张又幼稚的把戏留给男人,反正他们也没有更好的事可以做。
But no matter what happens in your relationships,you must never forget that falling down and getting back up again is part of life.
不过无论你的两性关系发生了什么问题,千万别忘了,跌倒了再爬起来,原本就是人生的一部分。
Even more importantly,you must never forget that only you are responsible for your happiness.No other person is necessary to complete you.
更重要的是,你绝对不要忘记,只有你才能为自己的快乐负责。这件事别人没有必要帮你完成。

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