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Looking for Mr.Right我要我的“真情郎”(一)

(2008-01-26 21:10:46)
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It turns out that men are just as frustrating now as they were when you first became aware of their existence.Men are ridiculously pig-headed and stubborn.
They are completely unable to express their feelings, Because men have no idea what real strength is.
到头来,男人还是跟你第一次意识到他们存在时那样让人抓狂。男人是如此可笑的死脑筋和顽固不化。
他们完全不知道如何表达自己的感情, 因为男人根本不了解什么才是真正的力量。

Men are obsessed with size and appearance. And will go to great lengths to avoid commitment.
他们只是一味迷信尺寸和外表。 想尽一切办法逃避责任
And you know all those childish pet habits they had that you thought they would eventually grow out of? Well,thet don’t.
那些尽人皆知的孩子气的特殊爱好,你以为长大以后就会消失吗? 不,根本不会。
Basically,they are unreliable and goofy, Because the face is,men are not very bright.
基本上,他们就是既靠不住又傻里傻气的, 说实在的,男人真的不太聪明。

It’s no wonder,then,that trying to have a quality relationship with a man can be the best way to bring on a migraine.
所以难怪,想跟男人建立良好关系,根本就是引发偏头痛的最佳途径。

Of cource,it’s easy to ignore the downside and all the warning sign when an exciting new romance is just starting.
当然,一段令人心旌摇荡的新恋情展开的时候,我们的确会忽视负面情况和一切警示信号。

At this stage,you not only accept his pointless interests,you embrace them as”cute” and”quirky”.
在这个阶段,你不但会全盘接受他那些不着调的兴趣,还会认为它们真是又“迷人”又 “特别”。  

You may even try to involve yourself in his silly games to maximize”quality time”together.
你甚至还可能会试着参加他的愚蠢的游戏,心情享受两个人的“甜蜜时光”

You’ll do everything you possible can to maintain the relationship’s momentum.
你会竭尽所能地去维持这份关系的良好势头。 

Instead,you put all your feeling,hopes,and dreams into his hands,becoming a complete romantic martyr.
相反,你将你的感情、希望和梦想全交到他的手中,变成一个彻头彻尾的爱情殉道者。

And then,all of a sudden,you come crashing down to earth in the most dramatic fashion imaginable.
然后,突然之间,你就以想像得到的最戏剧化的方式,从天堂跌落到地面。

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarhg! Another nightmare relationship!
啊!.............又是一段噩梦般的关系!

“D’oh!” You can’t believe it’s happened again.
“天哪!”你不敢相信旧事重现。

Meanwhile,[insert the name of a girl you hated in high school] is flaunting more “ice” than Alaska. And seems well on her way to having a dream family with perfect teeth and no body odor. Can you imagine her life?
这时候,某某某(你高中时最讨厌的女生)竟然在你面前百般炫耀。 她看起来似乎有美满的家庭,牙齿健康,没有体臭。你能想像她的生活吗?
All in all you’re left feeling like you’ve been soaking in a bathtub full of squid livers.Men,yeee-uck! Who needs them?
你此刻惟一的感觉就像曾经被泡在装满墨鱼肝的浴缸里。男人,呸!谁需要他们?

But is dedicating yourself to a chaste life of religious devotion,high fiber granola,and sensible underwear the only way for a modern woman to find true bliss?
难道现代女性只有将自己投身宗教、吃高纤维麦片、穿实用内衣,才是找到真正幸福的惟一途径吗?

No,it probably isn’t. 不,不会吧!

In your heart you know life is supposed to turn out.We’ve all seen how Mother Nature brings two creatures together in the right place at the right time.
你心里明白生命本来应该是什么样子。 我们都曾见过大自然如何在天时地利的情况下将两个生命结合在一起。

They then fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
他们陷入疯狂的热恋,从此过上幸福快乐的生活。

And so you ask yourself:”If a penguin can have a worthwhile,stimulating relationship,why the hell can’t i? Or maybe you ask yourself:”Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin?”
于是你忍不住问自己:“如果连企鹅都可以有一份有价值、充满活力的两性关系,我为什么不能呢?” 或许你会问自己:“如果干脆跟企鹅约会,会不会更快乐一点?”
This might sound like a stupid question until you wake up and realize that men and women do not always form the natural union you’ve been led to believe.
不过,等你真正清醒过来,意识到男人和女人并不总是像你原先相信的那样自然结合,这个问题或许就不那么蠢了。

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