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Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars

 
Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars

Tracy: If you have kids at home, this next segmet is for you! This Friday, the newest batch of Disney Channel stars growing in the Disney Genetic Engineering Lab will be unveiled to the public.

Jim: Right, now Tracy most of our viewers are already familiar with a lot of the products that have come out the Disney Lab...

Tracy; I know I am.

Jim: Yes,but how exactly do you create a Hilary Duff, a Miley Cyrus from scratch. Well, we are gonna find out exactly how it's done right now, because joing us live from the Disney Lab is one of their lead geneticist--Dr.Andrew Roark. Welcome Dr. Roark! It's quite an operation you've got going on out there.

Dr. Roark: Oh, thanks Jim.

Tracy: So the stars taht we see on TV are actually growing right here?

Dr. Roark: That's correct. They are grown and developed here. We engineer their brains for advanced singing and dancing capabilities, even poses for photos. By the time they grow to desired size, as these child stars are fully ready for the camera, or the concert tours, whatever Disney chooses to put them in.

Jim: That is simply amazing! Now how long does it take to actually creat a star from scratch?

Dr. Roark: Well, not very long at all. We use the exact same DNA structure for all our stars, then we simply tweak minor details, like hair color or skin tone.

Jim: Right, yeah, we do have some footage here of some of the well-known creations that have come out of your lab.  Let's take a look.

Dr.Roark: Yes, well that's Model 6831-A, publicly known as Mitchel Musso, standard male base with a Type 3 skin pigmentation. And that's model 6831-B, we give him slightly thicker eyebrows and Type 5 skin.

Jim: Oh, sorry, it's sort of like putting a puzzle together then.

Dr. Roark: Exactly, exactly.

Tracy: Amazing.

Jim: Ok, here we got some of the images of some of the newest models. We are gonna be seeing a lot of these kids in the future.

Tracy: It really looks like you have someone for every kid in the America. I love here.

Dr. Roark: That's the idea Tracy. Our writers find it very liberating. For example, our new model Haley is a singing, dancing, snow-boarding, half-japanese, half-indian girl. Now finding her in reality would be impossible.

Jim: Right, sounds like a surefire here to me. Oh, now this one is Zac Efron. I have seen him before.

Dr. Roark: Yes, Zac was actually one of our earliest models.

Tracy: My daughters love him. I mean, he looks so real.           
      
Dr. Roark: Actually I think we could have done a better job with Zac. He could show more human tendencies. If you look closer, you will notice certain deadness around the eyes.

Jim: I do see that. Yes.

Dr. Roark: I am sorry. Sorry for me to watch it, cause I always see the eye, all my mistakes.

Tracy: Oh he seems flawless to me.

Dr. Roark: Well he is holding up, but there is a bug in that first batch, as a result, Zac's skin will soon begin to dissolve. 

Tracy: No! Poor that Efron!

Jim: All right, well, it's simply amazing Roark, thank you so much for coming in and spending some of your morning with us. I can't wait to see some of this new creations poping out of the lab.