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新秘书

(2010-04-06 13:19:11)
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士兵

老兵

帆布袋

秘书

老板

詹森

琼斯

娱乐

分类: 娱乐

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.
詹森先生请了一个新秘书。她年轻、甜美而且非常有礼貌。
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
一天秘书在作笔录时发现詹森的拉链开了,当她离开房间时,她说,“詹森先生,您的兵营的门是打开的”
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
詹森先生没有明白她的暗示,不过,过了一会,他碰巧的向下一看发现自己的拉链是开的。他决定和秘书开开玩笑。把秘书叫进来后,他问道,“琼斯小姐,今天早上你看见我兵营门打开时,你是否注意到一位士兵正在门口立正呢?”
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags

他的秘书很机智的回答道,“不,先生,我所看到是一个伤残的老兵坐在两个帆布袋上。”

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