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【英语笑话学英语四六级单词之二十七:smugly】joke: How many times

(2017-09-19 20:10:43)
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A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Texan were discussing l*ovemaking. 

"Last night I made l*ove to my wife three times," boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning." 

"Ah, last night I made lo*ve to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." 

When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make l*ove to your wife last night?" 

"Once," he replied. 

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. 

"What did she say to you this morning?" asked the Italian. 

"Don't stop," said the Texan.

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smug

smug person is self-satisfied. You can usually recognize someone who is pleased with himself by his smug little smile and self-righteous remarks.

Smug is the opposite of modest and unsure. In cartoons, the smug character often walks around with his chest puffed out and his ego leading the way. “Too much good fortune can make you smug and unaware,” thought Rachel Field, the children’s author. What she means is that successes are appreciated much more when they don't come so often that you begin to feel entitled to them.

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