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英语笑话:Joke: Secret of attracting girls

(2017-09-11 21:03:34)
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Joke: Secret of attracting girls

英语笑话:Joke: <wbr>Secret <wbr>of <wbr>attracting <wbr>girls




The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, André, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention.
So, one day he asks André about his secret. André replies: "Well, before sex I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me last longer".
Later that day, the college teacher gets home to his wife and finds her in the shower - a welcome opportunity for sex. So, he quickly undresses and starts banging his willy against the dresser, just before hearing his wife calling from the shower:
"Is that you, André?".每天更多推送至公众号“英语笑话漫画精选”或“bestjokes”
英语笑话:Joke: <wbr>Secret <wbr>of <wbr>attracting <wbr>girls

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