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英语笑话【最好笑的英语笑话之十一:《Loan money》】

(2017-09-06 10:05:22)
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Loan money
英语笑话【最好笑的英语笑话之十一:《Loan <wbr>money》】

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job", Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks,"Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"扫码关注微信公众号“英语笑话漫画精选”或“bestjokes”每天更新推送。英语笑话【最好笑的英语笑话之八:《Heaven <wbr><wbr><wbr>Can <wbr><wbr><wbr>Skate》】

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