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NC建议之——成为湖蜜的五大秘籍

(2009-05-28 18:06:10)
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I'm a Laker and You Can Too: 5 Easy Steps To Ride The Bandwagon

NC建议之——成为湖蜜的五大秘籍

 

Being a Lakers fan is one of the most thrilling life experiences allowed in sports. It's a fan club that will accept anyone---even if it is only for the year, we take people on loan like the Premiership. Everyone likes a winner and since the Lakers are the favorites at this point, our bandwagon is going to need to make some room. But before you make the leap, let me help you out with 5 easy steps to make your life easier.

 在体育界,成为湖人粉丝是世上最刺激的事情之一。湖人粉丝俱乐部向每个人都开放——事实上,我们向英超那样,都是半路拉人的。每人都喜欢冠军,而现在,湖人正是冠军的最热人选,我们需要腾出一些地方来欢迎新人。好吧,在你加入我们的队伍之前,我将给你5大湖蜜必备秘籍。

 

5.Cheer

秘籍之五:欢呼要分场合

 

when we're winning with 2 minutes left, but never, and I emphasize the word never, show emotion otherwise. You're just too damn cool.

在比赛还剩两分钟,而我们已经锁定了胜局的时候,你可以欢呼。但你从不能,注意我强调的这个从不,在其他时候表现出感情。你要保持该死的冷静。

 

As a Lakers fan you are not allowed to cheer when you're "energy guy" does something we expect the average basketball player to do at all times. Two reasons for this:

作为湖蜜,当我们的“能源中心球员”(指球队大腕儿)表现的像其他一般球员那样平凡时,你不能加油打气。有两个原因:

 

A.We don't have energy guys. The only time anyone is expected to try hard is when we're up by twenty points or more. Anytime before that we just hope our talent prevents us from having to work for anything

A.我们没有那样能源发射机似的球员,除非是当我们被领先了二十分以上的时候,他们仍徒劳的打球。而其他的任何时候,我们都觉得天赋能让我们高枕无忧,坐享其成。

 

B.It's only cool to cheer when everyone else is cheering. We're fans but this isn't Boston, we have attractive girls with hands in our wallets we have to impress!

 B.当其他所有人都在呼喊的时候,你再呼喊就落了俗套。而且这里不是波士顿,我们有些非常迷人的女士们会把手伸进你的钱包,让你终身难忘!

 

4.Kobe is God. .

秘籍之四:科比是上帝…....

 

.until he asks for a trade or we start losing. Then he's just a Jordan wannabe.

.除了他要求交易或者我们输球的时候,他就是那个有实力赶超乔丹的人。

 

When we're winning it's because of Kobe. Every pass he makes is the best one since his last pass. Every shot he makes has never been made before. He is the best player in the league and a few more rings makes him better than Jordan. That is until we lose. Then he is a dirty rapist who shoots too much and needs to pass to D.J Mbenga who is underrated.

当我们赢球的时候,这都是科比的功劳。他的每个传球都比上一个要好。他的每个投篮方式都和上一个不同。他是联盟最好的球员,而他手上要是有更多戒指,他将比乔丹还要出色。但是,当我们输球的时候,他就是个肮脏的球员,出手次数太多,甚至需要传球给被“低估”的姆本加。

 

3.Trevor Ariza is an All Star

秘籍之三:.扎扎是全明星球员

 

and you will tell everyone you know, every second of every day, ALL THE TIME.

你要告诉你认识的每个人:特雷佛-阿里扎是个全明星级别的球员。每天,每分,每秒,你都要宣称这点。

 

This goes without saying. Trevor Ariza can do anything and everything and you will tell everyone this even when they don't ask. Especially when they don't ask.

没说的,扎扎会做好每件事,而你自豪的无论别人问不问,都会到处说。尤其是当他们没问的时候你更能说。

 

秘籍之二:错失比赛不用急

 

You can miss big games to go eat sushi with your bros and still be a fan because you're "positive we've got the game in hand, bro".

如果你因为要和兄弟吃生鱼片而错失了一场重要比赛,你仍然是一个忠实的粉丝,因为“这场比赛是十拿九稳的,伙计。”

 

If you're wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and rocking a Faux-Hawk while eating the sushi then bonus points to you.

如果你穿着ED Hardy的T恤,边跟着Faux-Hawk的摇滚边吃生鱼片,那么恭喜你,你也能会有额外的惊喜。

 

1.      Sell Your Soul.

秘籍之一:出卖你的灵魂

 

This is the most important aspect of riding the Lakers bandwagon. You have to get rid of all pride and passion and just go ahead and renounce religion and faith while you're at it---though the latter portion is going to make it hard for you to pray to God that Jackson stops playing Derek Fisher.

这是成为湖蜜最重要的方面。你必须挣脱所有表扬和激情的束缚,并且放弃你的宗教和信仰,前进——虽然后面一部分让你无法向上帝祷告让他不要再用老鱼。

 

 

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