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精彩绝伦的男女间15大定律

(2008-12-27 13:21:39)
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    单身定律:男人单身,是因为没有女人给予爱;女人单身,是因为没有男人值得爱。男人坚持单身是因为找不到对象;女人坚持单身是因为找不到好对象。男人坚持独身,人们会以为他有事业心;女人坚持独身,人们会以为她有毛病。
  欣赏-崇拜定律:男人对女人欣赏,使女人多了妩媚和灵气;女人对男人崇拜,使男人有了力量和勇气。男人对女人过分欣赏,使女人轻浮自欺;女人对男人盲目崇拜,使男人自命不凡。
  糊涂-精明定律:男人糊涂一世但在热恋时绝对精明;女人精明一生但在热恋的时候特别糊涂。
  
  两难定律:男人----没有女人心疼,有了女人头疼;女人----没有男人心慌,有了男人心烦。
  心愿定律:男人的心愿是自己的腰包丰满,所以男人为了炫耀自己的钱财,衣服就越穿越多;女人的心愿是自己的身材苗条,所以女人为了炫耀自己的身材,衣服就越穿越少。
  约会定律:男人约会有意先到是为了讨好对方;女人约会故意迟到是为了考验对方。
  关注定律:男人关注大家关注的女人;女人关注自己心上的男人。
  
  失恋定律:男人失恋时,他会花时间忙事业当做报复;女人失恋时,她会把报复当作事业来做。
  忍受定律:男人能够忍受不幸的爱情,不能忍受不幸的婚姻;女人能够忍受不幸的婚姻,不能忍受不幸的爱情。
  反感定律:男人最反感老婆爹爹不朽的的埋怨;女人最讨厌老公默默无语的状态。
  恋爱期间定律:男人在恋爱时急于生理上的亲近,女人在恋爱期间乐于心理上的亲近。所以,男人此时渴望对方裸露身体,女人此时渴望对方裸露心灵。
  拿手好戏定律:男人的拿手好戏是撒谎,女人的拿手好戏是撒娇。
  欲望定律:男人的欲望是被人承认,女人的欲望是被人疼爱。
  接吻定律:男人接吻是为了体验刺激,女人接吻是为了体验恩爱。
  逛商店定律:男人若想陪老婆逛商店,最好多带一张信用卡;女人若想邀老公逛商店,最好找一个有作为的店。男人逛商店,越逛越萎扉不振:女人逛商店,越逛越兴奋。男人逛商店只买自己急用的东西,女人逛商店每样都想买。

    Single law: single men, because women do not give love; single woman, because men do not deserve love. Adhere to single men because they can not get the object; insist on single women because they can not get a good target. Adhere to the single men, people will think he has dedication; adhere to the single woman, people would think she was wrong.

   To appreciate - the law of worship: men, women enjoy so much more charming woman and Aura; woman on the worship of men, so men have the strength and courage. Men over women to enjoy, so that women frivolous self-deception; woman on a blind worship of men, so men pretentious.

    Confused - Smart's Law: the men muddle-headed but I am absolutely in love smart; smart woman in love life, but particularly when confused.

 

   The law of a dilemma: men ---- not distressed woman, a woman with a headache; women ---- men did not flustered, the man has been upset.

    Aspiration of the law: a man is the wish of their own pockets full, the men to show off their money, clothing and more on Yuechuan Yue; is the wish of the woman's own slim, so women in order to show off his body, Yue Chuanyue less on clothing.

   The law of dating: men interested in dating is a first for the sake of pleasing the other; dating a woman deliberately late to test the other side.

   Concerned about the law: a man concerned about the concern of women; women concerned about their own hearts of men.

 

   The law of love: love man, he will be busy to spend time as the cause of revenge; lovelorn woman, she would take revenge as a cause.

   Put up with the law: a man able to put up with the unfortunate love, can not put up with the unfortunate marriage; a woman to put up with the unfortunate marriage, unfortunately, can not put up with love.

   Disgusted with the law: a man of the most enduring resentment daddy's wife complained; the most hated woman's husband silently silent state.

   During the law of love: love of men in a hurry when physical intimacy, a woman in love during the psychologically prepared to close. Therefore, at this time a man eager to each other's bare body, the other women eager to bare the soul at this time.

   Champions of Law: the champions of the men is lying, the champions of women is fanciful.

   Law of Desire: The man is the desire to be acknowledged that a woman is the desire of being loved.

   The law of kissing: kissing men to experience the exciting and kissing a woman to experience love.

   The law of shopping: If you want a man shopping with his wife, it is best to bring along a credit card; if a woman invited her husband shopping, look for the best as a store of. Men shopping, go to the more Yue Fei wilt low: women shopping, the more excited to go to  Vietnam. Men only shopping to buy their own emergency things, women want to buy every kind of shopping.

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