LOVE IS FALLACY
Once there was a love
slipping away before my eyes
Only to find regretting when it was too later
Nothing in this world is as painful as this
Just let your sword cut into my throat, don’t hesitate it.
If God gave me another chance, I would tell the girl I love
her.
If our love has to be set a time limit I wish it would be 10.000
years.
?Poisoning the Well
?Hypothesis contrary to Fact 与事实相反的谬误结论
?False
analogy
?Ad Misericordian文不对题/答非所问
?Post Hoc 牵强附会
?Hasty Generalization 草率结论
?Dicto
Simpliciter
?Contradictory Premises
(一)All right , let’s try “contradictory premises”. “if
God can do anything ,can he make a stone so heavy that He won’t
be able to lift it ?”
(二)Next comes Post Hoc (sb has no connection with sth ).listen to
this : “let’s not take Bill on our picnic ,every time we take
him out with us ,it rains .”
(三)Everybody in a capitalists country is basically dishonest,
look at all the politicians who are arrested every year for taking
bribes and misusing public funds.
(四)You can’t speak French, I can’t speak French, your friends
can’t speak too, and I must therefore conclude nobody at your
university can speak French.
(五)Exercise is good, therefore everybody should exercise.
{exercise is usually good or exercise is good for most people
}
(六)We have now spent five evenings together ,we have gotten a
long splendid .it is clear that we are well matched. How can you
say that we’re well matched on the basis of only five dates?
---five dates is plenty, after all, you don’t have to eat a whole
cake to know it’s good.----false analogy ,I’m not a cake ,I’m
a girl.
(七)I chuckled(吃吃笑) with amusement .obviously the best
approach was a simple ,strong ,direct declaration of love . I
paused for a moment and said: “ angel , I love you , you are the
whole world to me and the moon and the stars . my darling , please
say that you will go steady with me , for if you will not ,I will
be meaningless, I will languish(憔悴suffering a lot ),I will
refuse my meals , I will wonder the face of the earth ,a
shambling(working and living in a lazy way without energy and
spirit ),hollow-eyed hulk(深陷的黑眼圈,莫精打采) AD
Misericordian
(八)“ou’re darn right ” I said ,you are a logician.----and
who taught them to you ,Angel ?---you did.----that’s right, so
you do owe me something ,don’t you ,my dear ? if I hadn’t come
along ,you never would have learned about
fallacies.---------“Hypothesis contrary to Fact “ she said
instantly.
(九)I croaked , “you mustn’t take all these things so literary
. I mean this is just classroom stuff. You know that the things you
learnt in school don’t have anything to do with
life.”-----“Dicto simpliciter” she said .
(十)“You can’t go with Jorson , Angel , he’s a liar , he is
a cheat , he is a rat ?”-------“poisoning the Well “ said
Angel , and I stop shouting ,I think shouting must be a fallacy
too.” How ridiculous.
(十一)Can you give me one logical reason why you should go steady
with Jorson ?------“I certainly can .” declared Angel . “he
has got a raccoon coat!”


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