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Why God never received tenure at the University?

(2007-08-23 04:51:44)
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Why God never received tenure at the University?

为何上帝从未获得大学的终身教职?

 

Because He had only one major publication. And it was in Hebrew.

因为他只有发表了一个主要著作注1。还是希伯莱文的。

 

He stated all his results without proofs.

他列举他的所有结果都没有证据。

And it had no references.

没有任何参考资料。

And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.

也不是发表在同行评议的杂志上。

And some even doubt He wrote it himself.

有些人甚至怀疑那是他自己写的。

 

He made his graduate student (Jesus) do all the work,but did not list him as co-author.

他使他的研究生(耶稣)做所有的工作,却不将他列为同著作者。

 

He also never explained why some graduate students,with low GRE scores, were working for him in the first place.

他也从未解释过为什么他招收个别GRE考试分数低的研究生为他工作。

 

He never presented his own results, let his graduate students do all the presentations.

他从未演示过他自己的结果,而是叫他的研究生做所有的演示

 

His data on creation of world in 7 days has been questioned.

他的七日创世的资料被质疑。

 

It may be true that He created the world,but what has He published/done since?

也许他创世是真的,但他后来又发表或做了些什么?

 

His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

他与他人合作是极其有限的。

 

The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to repeat His results.

科学界在重复他的结果方面困难重重。

 

He never wrote a grant proposal.

他从未写过一个基金申请计划。

 

His research, not matter how useful, was never approved.

他的研究,不论多么有用,从未被证实过。

 

He never replied to mail, phone calls, emails, etc. when other researchers wanted technical data from him.

当其他研究人员向他寻求技术资料时,他从来不回信,电话,电子邮件等等.

 

He never fully explained his reasons for letting Dan Quayle to be born.

他从来没有充分解释过他让丹.奎尔注2出生的理由。

 

 

注1: 指的是古本希伯莱文圣经。

注2: Dan Quayle,曾任美国第44届副总统。第44届总统是George H. W. Bush.

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