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"好好洗个热水澡"

(2009-09-16 23:52:12)
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有个男人感到很烦,于是他洗个热水澡。刚刚舒服点,门铃响了。他走出浴池,穿上拖鞋和浴袍去开门。

一个销售员向他兜售刷子。男人猛地把门关上,回去继续洗澡。

门铃又响了。他只好又穿上拖鞋和浴袍跑去开门。刚走一步,他踩在一块湿的地方,摔倒在地,他的背重重摔在陶瓷浴缸上。

他喘着气,骂骂咧咧挣扎着换上衣服,忍着疼去看医生。

医生检查完毕,说:“你知道吗?你很幸运。哪儿都没有摔坏。但是你需要放松。。。为什么不回家好好洗个热水澡呢?”

 

(Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the rub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.

A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.

The door bell rang again. With the slippers and robe, the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.

Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.

After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you're lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax...why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?")

 

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