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如厕之思…… Toilet thoughts...

(2007-06-03 14:45:27)
其乃基于 Peter[2007-06-03]博客的翻译本

古代中国发明了造纸术。这和指南针、印刷术及火药一起,成为中国古代四大发明。
 
但从中国大多数厕纸之薄来看,你怎么也不会想到这是发明造纸术的国度。看看这个:

如厕之思…… <wbr>Toilet <wbr>thoughts...

这纸没法好好地撕断,一撕,它就成碎片了。它那么薄,需要用一长卷纸才能防止污物透过来把手弄脏。如果纸够多,倒还没事,但纸并不多。我意识到中国还很贫穷,是这个原因吗?但一卷好的卫生纸要多少钱?我的意思是,我们每天都至少需要如厕一次,好的卫生纸对使这件事变得更舒服大有帮助。
 
我都忍不住想搞个相关的俱乐部了,或者更好的,成立“中国国际厕纸促进联合会”。如果已经有这个组织了,请告诉我,我将加入其底下的技术委员会。:-)同时,我随身会带一卷备用的纸。


China has invited paper making.  This was one of its four big inventions, along with the compass, printing and gun powder. (四大发明:指南针,造纸术,印刷,火药).  
 
But judging by the flimsiness of (much of) Chinese toilet paper, you'd never think so.  Look at this:
 
如厕之思…… <wbr>Toilet <wbr>thoughts...
 
You can't properly tear it; if you do, it ends up in shreds.  It is so thin that you need to use a mile of it to avoid making contact.   That would be alright, if ever there was enough of it, but there isn't.  I realise China is still poor - or is it? - but how much does decent toilet paper cost?  I mean, we all need to take a dump at least once a day, and decent paper would go a long way toward making this exercise more enjoyable. 
 
I am tempted to start a club, better yet, The China International Association for the Advancement of Toilet Paper.  If it already exists, please let me know.  I'll join the technology sub-committee. :-)  In the meantime, I always carry a spare roll.
 
 

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