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国外幽默故事(笑话)集锦(449~450)

(2009-11-01 10:41:28)
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  国外幽默故事(笑话)集锦(449~450)

国外幽默故事(笑话)集锦(449~450

(英汉对照)

Laughter, the Best Medicine.

Cry, but also medicine.

“笑是良药。哭,也是良药。”

 

How can I find my term paper?

    A biology instructor at Temple University in Philadelphia told us about a student who placed his term paper on the roof of his car while loading book and packages.He then got in his car and drove off, forgetting about the paper.

    Realizing what he had done, he drove back to his starting point, placed a magazine of the same size on the car roof and retraced his route.When the magazine blew off, he stopped the car and found his paper only a few feet away.

——Contributed by Arnold Gorneau

 国外幽默故事(笑话)集锦(449~450)

449.怎样才能找到我的学期报告?

    费城坦普尔大学的一位生物学教师告诉我们说,有一位学生在装书和行李的时候把他的学期报告也放到他的汽车顶上了。然后就坐进汽车,把车开走了,而把学期报告忘得一干二净。

    想起自己做了什么,就又把车开回到起点,把一本同样大小的杂志放到车顶,再把车掉头重新上路。当杂志被风吹掉时,就把车停下来,发现他的报告就在不远处。

——阿诺德.格纽提供

 国外幽默故事(笑话)集锦(449~450)

Im working here!

    My brother, Fred, a lecturer at Baruch College in New York City, dresses very casually,usually in clothes that have seen better days.One evening,while working late, Fred was startled when the lights went out.He realized a maintenance man must have shut them off, unaware that anyone else was in the building.

    As Fred dashed down the hall to the master switch, he ran into the surprised custodian, who was just beginning to wash the floor.

    “I’m working here! I’m working here!”shouted my brother.

    The custodian stopped, leaned on his mop to study Fred, shrugged his shoulders and silently handed my brother the mop.

——Contributed by Stella Fass

国外幽默故事(笑话)集锦(449~450)

450.我在这儿工作!

    我弟弟福瑞德是纽约市巴鲁学院的一位讲师,穿着很随便,经常穿一身已经过时的衣服。一天晚上他工作到很晚,当灯息灭时,福瑞德很吃惊,他知道一定是维护人员不知道大楼里还有人就把灯关了。

   当福瑞跌跌撞撞来到大厅的总开关处,他的闯入把管理员吓了一跳,他正要准备拖地板。

    “我就在这儿工作!我就在这儿工作!”我弟弟喊道。

    管理员停下来,斜拄着拖把端详福瑞德,然后耸耸双肩,默默地把拖把递给我弟弟。

——斯特拉.费斯提供

译自<Reader’s Digest> Vol.32  No.796 August 1988

  国外幽默故事(笑话)集锦(449~450)

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