Difference between  marketing,public relations,advertising,brand

* You’re a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party.You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed,” That’s —Direct Marketing.

* You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,”He’s fantastic in bed,” That’s—Advertising.

* You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed,” That’s —Public Relations.

* You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed,” That’s — Brand Recognition.

* You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk her into going home with your friend - That’s a —-Sales Rep.

* Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you - That’s — Tech Support.

hahahahahaha~~~  thats humour !

                                                        --fujiwara~