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幽默22(英汉对照)

(2006-08-17 08:33:32)

幽默22(英汉对照)Mike had stopped off at a small town tavern and made his way to the bar when there was a commotion outside. A man at the door shouted, “Run for your lives! Big Jake’s comin’!” As everyone scattered, an enormous man burst through the door, threw tables and chairs aside and strode up to the bar. “Gimme a drink!” he ordered. Left alone at the bar, Mike quickly handed over a bottle of whiskey. The huge man downed it in one gulp, then ate the bottle. Paralyzed with fear, Mike stammered, “Can I g-get you another?” “Nope, I gotta go,” grunted the giant. “Didn’t you hear? Big Jake’s comin’!”

 

迈克在小城酒馆旁边停下车走出来。他向酒馆走去,这时,酒馆外人群骚动。一个人在门旁边大喊,要想活命就快跑,大杰克来了!人们刚刚跑散,一个巨人就撞进酒馆,他把桌椅扔到边上大步走向吧台。他命令道,给我喝的!酒吧里只有迈克,他递过去一瓶威士忌。巨人一饮而尽,然后把瓶子吃了。迈克吓瘫了,结结巴巴地说,我再给您拿一瓶?”“不了,我得走了,巨人咕哝说,你没听说么?大杰克要来了!

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