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一点魔兽小笑话

(2007-05-03 22:24:14)
 1:"So, an Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, where'd you get that?" The parrot says, "Durotar. They got'em all over the place."
一个兽人走进酒吧,他的肩膀上停着一只鹦鹉。酒吧招待说:“嘿!你从哪弄到这东西的?”鹦鹉说:“杜隆坦尔。那到处都是这玩意。”
 2:"So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two Gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. Along the way, they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom who's obsessed with the bracelet and the nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three parter called "Ruler of the Bracelet". The first part would be called "The Brotherhood of the Bracelet", followed by "A Couple of Towers", with the climactic ending called "Hey, the King's back". 
呃,我有一个很棒的电影创意。故事说的是:有两个侏儒找到一只充满力量的魔法手镯。他们要把它拿到燃烧平原去,扔进大熔炉里给毁掉。于是他们组成了护镯同盟。在路上他们被一个对手镯及其痴迷的鱼人高图姆外加九个卓琳跟踪。我们可以把这个故事拍成一个手镯之王三部曲。第一部叫作护镯同盟,然后两座塔,高潮部分则叫做:嘿!国王回来了。
 3:"Sometimes, I have trouble controling the volume OF MY VOICE!"
有时候,我无法控制(越来越大声)自!己!!的!!!音!!!!量!!!!!!
 4:"Me and my girlfriends exchange clothes all the time, we're all the same size."
我和我的女朋友时常换穿衣服。我们的尺码都一样!
 5:"Man, dawg, you know, it's like I'm feeling you, but I'm not feeling you, you know?"
嘿伙计,你知道:这就好像我能感觉到你在想什么一样,但实际上我根本没感觉,你明白吗?
 6:"Man. I think that boar meat's comin back on me. I gotta hit the can. Anyone have a hearthstone?"  
嗨,那头野猪似乎又冲我来了。谁带炉石了?
 7:"Man, I was halfway through the Emerald Dream when I had to pee."
啊我刚跨进翡翠梦境,就又得起来方便。
 8:"I don't know about you, but I can't understand a thing those Wisps say. I usually just nod."
我不知道你一般会怎么做,但我根本听不懂那些小精灵在说些什么,我通常只管点头。
 9:"I think the guys just use the Emerald Dream as an excuse to avoid calling me back."
我认为那些家伙无非是以翡翠之梦为借口,不想回我的电话。
 10:-"I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keepin it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup, and Little Dees. Y'all are short, but you're real, baby."
我想大声呼唤我在诺莫瑞根的孩子们,勇敢地活下去!老大老二和小三,虽然你们身材矮小,但是:你们都是我的孩子!
 11:-"I don't drink anymore. 'Course I don't drink any less, either"
我不能再多喝了。当然我也不能再少喝了。
 12:-"I like my beer like I like my women, stout and bitter"
我喜欢的啤酒就像我喜欢的女人一样:又辣又狠。
 13:-"Oh, I'm just a social drinker. Every time someone says, "I'll have a drink", I say, "So shall I."
嗯,基本我是一个社交型的饮酒者。每次只要有人说“给我来一杯”的时候,我就会说“我也要一杯”。
 14:-"You know, once you're dead, nothin smells bad anymore. Rotten eggs? No problem. Dead fish? Like a spring breeze."
你要知道,一旦你死了,什么东西闻起来都不会太差劲。臭鸡蛋?没问题。死鱼?那味道就像春风吹拂。
 15:-"You know, Taurens are born hunters. You ever see a Tauren catch a shalmon out of a steam? Its really quite exciting. And, have you ever seen a Tauren stalk a python? 'Course you haven't. That's because Taurens are so adept at blending in with their surroundings"  
你要知道,牛头人是天生的猎手。你看到过牛头人在小溪里捉鱼么?确实非常刺激。还有,你看到过牛头人捉巨蟒么?当然没有。这是因为牛头人很擅长和周围环境融为一体。





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