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Bra's Tale

(2008-07-09 21:30:41)
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Welcome to the StoryCorp Podcast, in this episode a story from Betty Jenkins of Ohio. She is 94 years old, as a young woman she received a gift from her mother. It was meant to attract the attention of young man, but as Jenkins tells us the attention she got was not the kind she was expecting.

 

I was very skinny and I didn't have any curves. I guess my mother got kind of worry because she didn't think I had enough boyfriends, so she bought me a bra(brassiere乳罩) that you blow up. I was really excited so I blew and blew to about thirty-two(32码). I was quite happy with the blows. I got a few vow looks. The persons at that age were very self-conscious.

 

That year I took a trip to south America. I proceeded to fly to San Diego. Soonly we were into the end of Andes mountains and it turned out it's a nonpressurized(不加压的) plane. And I have felt very unconmfortable and things(那件东西(指前面提到的充气乳罩)) were getting very tight. This bra had started to increas in size. As the thing got bigger I tried to stand up but I couldn't see my feet.

 

The direction said it would grow to 48 if I wanted to. I thought probable happen and it goes beyong forty-eight. And I found out what happened, it blew out(爆裂/破). As it blew out it brought out the sound and the co-pilot came into the cabin with a gun, wondering what had happened. The men all pointed to me. It was difficult to explain to people in English that the part of anatomy(骨瘦如柴的人,解剖学) just blew up. But I tried to do it in Spanish. It's beyond hope. So they made a landing, I was taken off the plane and turned over to two women police and they told me that they thought the padding(填料) for waht they thouht was bomb. Finally I was stripped(剥/脱) down, I showed the hole in the bra and they chuckled(吃吃/咯咯的笑) and I tell oh my, they got the point and I was allowed to back to the plan. But months later I got a bill from the airline for four hundred dollars for unscheduled stop.

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