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PHOTOCOPIERS--MALE OR FEMALE?

(2008-06-12 22:14:34)
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                               复印机是男人还是女人? 

                                                   来源:moronland.net

                                                 

  Ever wondered the gender of a photocopier? Wonder no more, the answers to all your gender questions are here.

  是否想知道复印机的性别?不用再苦恼了,所有关于性别问题的答案都在这里。

  You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are either male or female.

  你可能不知道这点,但是很多没有生命的物体不是男性就是女性

  Below are some examples:

  下面是一些例子

  FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

  冷藏袋:他们是男性的,因为他们能容纳所有东西,并且表里如一。

  PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong ones.

  复印机:复印机是女人,因为一旦关掉,需要花费一点时间才能让她再度暖起来,她是非常有效的复制机器,如果你按对了按钮的话,但是如果按错了按钮,她也会造成大破坏哦。

  TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated.

  轮胎:轮胎是男性,因为他很容易变秃,而且经常过度膨胀。

  HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

  热气球:同样也是男性物品,因为你想让他带你去任何地方的话,必须在他下面点个火才行。

  SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

  海绵:海绵是女性,因为她们很软,可以挤压并且能保持水分。

  WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

  网页:女性,因为她们总是被人看,并且经常被点击。

  TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

  火车:当然是男性的啦,因为他们总是在相同的老地方接人。

  EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female, because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

  煮蛋计时器:煮蛋计时器是女性,因为一旦超时,所有的重量都会囤积在底部。

  HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

  锤子:男性,因为在过去的5000年,他们几乎一点没有改变,而且只是偶尔在身边可用而已。

  THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

  遥控器: 女性,也许你可能认为它是男性,但是你想想看:它很容易就给男人带来快乐,如果没有遥控器,男人会迷失,并且男人并不总是知道他要按哪个键,他只是不停地尝试而已.

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