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日记 [2006年11月16日]英语每日一课

(2006-11-16 09:58:06)
分类: 心情日记
The little Moron Jokes
小傻瓜笑话
 
The little moron said he was glad his mother had named him Willy because all the kids at school called him that.
小傻瓜说他很高兴妈妈给他取名叫威利,因为在学校所有的小伙伴都叫他这个称呼。
 
The little moron was waiting for a telephone call and couldn’t wait any longer; so he took the receiver off the hook and left a note.
小傻瓜正在等电话,等得不耐烦了,他将听筒从电话机上摘下,留了个口信。
 
The little moron wrote letters to his girlfriend very slowly. He said she couldn’t read very fast.
小傻瓜给他女朋友写信写的狠狠慢。他说女朋友读信的速度不快。
 
The little moron wrote himself a letter and when asked what it said, replied, ”I don’t know; I won’t get it until tomorrow. ”
小傻瓜写了封信给自己,当问到信里写了些什么,他回答:我不知道,直到明天收到它才能知道。
 
The little moron lost his watch on top of a hill, but wouldn’t go back for it. He knew it would run down.
小傻瓜在山顶上丢了表,但他并不会去寻找。他认为它会自己跑下来。
 
The little moron went to a show and was asked whether he wanted to sit up in the balcony or on the main floor, He said, “What’s playing upstairs?”
小傻瓜去看戏,当被问到是想坐在楼上包厢还是坐在大厅,他说:“楼上表演的什么?”

 

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