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一些翻译的笑话 Jokes

(2006-09-20 10:02:38)
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笑话

分类: 英语

时翻译了些笑话吧,既能学英语,又能保持心情happy. 何乐而不为呢?这些笑话来自于一个外国免费笑话网站,我以前订阅过,一天一个。后来多得密密麻麻,都没时间看了。

 

1.Sand and Fur Coat

Tom: Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to see a doctor. It cost me three dollars.

John: That is nothing. Last week a fur coat went into my wife's eye and it cost me three hundred dollars.

 

沙子和貂皮大衣

汤姆:上礼拜我老婆眼睛里进了粒沙子她就上医院了,害得我花了3块钱。

约翰:这有什么。上星期一件貂皮大衣进入我老婆眼帘,敲了我300块呢。

 

2.Coincidence

A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. ''What a terrible voice!'' he said. ''Do you know who she is?'' ''Yes,'' was the answer. ''She is my wife.'' ''Oh, I beg your pardon.'' The man said, ''Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song.'' ''I did,'' was the answer.

 

巧合

一个女人在唱歌。一位客人向旁边的一个男人批评起她来。“多难听的声音啊!”他说。“你认识她吗?”回答是“认识,她是我妻子。”“什么,不好意思。”他又说,“当然,她声音不错,问题出在这歌太难听了。我真纳闷谁写的这破歌。”这次的回答是:“我写的。”

 

3.Bad News and the Terrible News

Malborn sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked Malborn incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

 

坏消息与可怕的消息

马尔伯正坐在他律师的办公室里。他律师问他:“你先想听坏消息还是先听可怕的消息?”

“那就先听坏消息吧。”“你妻子找到了一张价值50万美元的照片。”“这就是坏消息?”马尔伯难以置信地问,“那我都等不及听那可怕的消息了。”“可怕的消息是,那照片是你和你秘书的。”

 

4. A New Employee

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.""Well," the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination"

 

新雇员

一个年轻人刚被雇用几星期后,他就被叫到人事部经理的办公室。

“你这是什么意思?”经理问。“你申请这份工作时,你说你有过5年的工作经验。可现在我们发现这是你的第一份工作。”“是这样的。”小伙子说,“你们的招聘广告上不是说需要有想象力的人吗? 

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