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周末娱乐时间:老爸的风流艳史

(2008-12-16 05:54:52)
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周末娱乐时间:老爸的风流艳史! (2008-12-13 20:52:15)

I laughed my butt off!

我笑死了!

 

我有一美国朋友,是我以前在报社的同事。她回国后经常转发给我一些成人笑话。由于“美式幽默”和“中式幽默”风格不同,我一般笑不出来。但这次我笑了:

 

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).  We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
有一天我带老爸去商场买鞋(老爷子92岁了)。我们决定先去就餐区吃点东西。

 

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
我注意到他一直在看身旁的一个少年。这位少年把头发弄得高高竖起,染得五颜六色。老爸就这样一直盯着他看。

 

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
少年每次扭头都发现老爸在看他。最后少年实在忍不住了,用嘲弄的口吻问了一句,“老头子,有病啊!看什么看?你难道从没做过疯狂的事?”

 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
我太了解老爸了,知道他的回答肯定会很经典,所以就赶紧咽下口里的饭,怕被他的话噎着。只见老爸面不改色,用他一惯的神态幽幽地说了一句:

 

“Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
做过。有一次喝多了,和一只孔雀发生了关系,我在想你是不是我失散多年的儿子。

 

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