我们真该早点到这儿来

一对老夫妇死于一场交通事故，他们发现自己正在被圣彼德送往天堂。“这里是你们的沿海别墅，那里是网球场，游泳池以及两个高尔夫球场。如果你想来点甜点，只需光顾一下该地区的任何一家酒吧！”

“嘿，乔丽娜”，在圣彼德走开的时候，老头轻声说道，“要不是你没有听说过那些愚蠢的麦片糠、小麦芽和低脂肪食谱！我们十年前就该到这里了！”

（编译自美国阿哈笑话网站，原作者不详）

We could have been here sooner

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

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