第一部分:英语谜语
1、
Swings by his thigh a thing most magical! Below the belt,
beneath the folds of his clothes it hangs, a hole in its front end,
stiff-set and stout, but swivels about. Levelling the head of this
hanging instrument, its wielder hoists his hem above the knee: it
is his will to fill a well-known hole that it fits fully when at
full length. He has often filled it before. Now he fills it
again.
2、She learns soon enough, the curly-haired creature who
clamps me so, of my meeting with her: moist is her eye!
3、What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
4、A lovely woman, a lady, often locked me in a chest; at
times she took me out with her fingers, and gave me to her lord and
loyal master, just as he asked. Then he poked his head inside me,
pushed it up until it fitted tightly. I, adorned, was bound to be
filled with something rough if the loyal lord
could keep it up. Guess what I mean.
5、What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
6、If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room that contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
第二部分:Chinglish
1、I hope you to stop smoking.
2、Please let me to see your new
dress.
3、I enjoy to swim in the ocean.
As a child, I hated to go to see my
dentist.
4、She wants to learn driving a car.
I decided
working in Shanghai.
5、My mother encouraged me doing it.
His teacher helps him studying
English.
第三部分:World Culture Quiz
1. Dave graduated __________ Pepperdine University.
A、for
B、from
C、at
2. I'm not familiar __________ California.
A、with
B、of
C、to
3. The jar is filled __________ candy.
A、by
B、of
C、with
4. The book is __________ the table.
A、in
B、on
C、to
5. I insist __________ paying.
A、to
B、on
C、for