Top 100 facts about Chuck Norris
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never
cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris的眼泪能治癌,可惜的是他从来不哭。
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris从来不睡觉。他等待着。
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order
are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris现在正在起诉NBC,声称“法律”和“秩序”只不过是他左右腿的商标而已。
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris的主要出口产品是痛苦。
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't
see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
如果你能看到Chuck Norris,那Chuck Norris也能看到你。如果你不能看到Chuck
Norris,那你离死不远了。
(译者注:在Chuck Norris的电视剧中,结尾曲有句歌