今天很奇怪，收到一个未知人的手机短信，手机号码和我的一样，眨一看去还以为是我自己给我自己发的短信，仔细一看才知道不是，他一发短信便问我的姓名性别和地址，刚开始还以为是谁打错了电话，然后接下来对方问的话真让我不能相信世上之大，无奇不有啊！以下是我和对方对话的内容。
对方：你好，很高兴能认识你，我们可以认识一下吗？能告诉我你的姓名，性别吗？请真实的告诉我好吗？
我：你好，是男孩子，人家都叫我小宝，不知道能帮你什么？
对方：你是处男吗？有找过小姐吗？能告诉我你结婚了吗？
我：我是处男，没找过小姐。怎么这样问？
对方：我很想做爱。我们做一次好吗？告诉我你的详细地址好吗？谢谢！（很有礼貌的说）
我：你还没告诉我你的姓名和性别。你是怎么知道我的手机号的？你很想做爱吗？是生理需要还是心理需要？
对方：你真的是男的吗？先告诉我，我就告诉你。
我：我是男的。要怎么样你才相信，要是女的话，看到你说的那么直接早被你吓跑了。
我们给出了LED spot的图片和LED spot light的电压.我们还提供LED light
spot的结构图以及每个light spot所用的LED灯的个数.为了方便人们使用LED spot,我们还介绍了LEDLED
spot特点和LED lighting spot的使用范围
We offer you the brochure including the pictures and voltage of
LED spot light. Meanwhile we show you the drawing and configuration
such as the LED quantity in LED spot light. For your convenient
using, we also introduce you the features of LEDLED spot and its
applicable areas.
销售GU10 LED splot.并提供GU10 LED splot light的相关信息.如bright
spot的电压和Light spot的功率.我们还提供了GU10 LED spot的图片和spot的结构图.
We are specializing in marketing GU10 LED splot and offer you
the information of LED splot light such as voltage of bright spot
and power of Light Spot. Meanwhile, we show you the pictures and
drawing of GU10 LED Spot.
偶偶然拾得一篇协议，大致览略，觉得甚是一宝，也觉特别有一翻风情味，于是把它作为博客的文章，想想先如今，世态炎凉，人情无味，此种事情当之见怪不怪，最重要乃看之而过，不应效仿而为之。觉得中文特有意思，但是没有英文来得舒服，于是把它粗略翻译成英文。希望能看到的人看过之后能学一些英文，笑过之后能感慨世间之世俗。人啊！就是这回事！
Concubine Agreement
包养协议
甲方：××(男方)
Part A: A (Male)
乙方：××(女方)
Part B: B (Female)
为了维护甲乙双方的感情，不影响各自的学习、工作和家庭，甲乙双方经过再三思考，特制定以下协议：
Under the love of maintaining between Part A and Part B, but not
the condition of affecting their studies, jobs and family
respectively, Part A and Part B both parties think over and over
again
环球消息:中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家!!!!
本.拉登说：中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家！原因是这样的：基地组织曾派出七名恐怖分子袭击中国，结果：一人在炸立交桥时转晕桥上；一人在炸公交车时没挤上车；一人在炸超市时，炸弹遥控器被盗；一人在炸政府大楼时被保安狂揍：'叫你讨薪，叫你上访'，一人成功地炸矿，死伤数百人，潜回基地后，半年没见任何新闻报道，遂被基地组织以'撒谎罪'处决了；一人曾经尝试炸广州，结果刚一出火车站就把炸药包给飞车党抢了，半天没缓过神；；最近，派一女恐怖分子去炸河南，被骗去做了媳妇!!
今日即将发布的预测显示，人们对全球变暖的担忧，导致太阳能需求上升，这将推动全球太阳能设备行业的年收入增长3倍，从去年的200亿美元，
到2010年时增至900亿美元。
由于成本得以控制，因此预计利润增速将大幅加快，推动利润率增长至近60%。
这份由德国研究集团Photon
Consulting发布的报告显示，许多电力行业客户表示有兴趣使用太阳能电池，作为化石燃料的“绿色”替代品，这还可能刺激太阳能电池所需的高纯硅产量到2015年时猛增9倍。
Higher demand for solar energy, triggered by concerns about
global warming, will drive a fourfold increase in the annual
revenues of the global solar equipment industry from $20bn last
year to $90bn in 2010, according to projections published
today.
Profit growth is expected to accelerate even faster, as costs
are contained, pushing margins up to nearly 60 per cent.
The interest manifested by many electricity customers in solar
cells as a “green” alternative to fossil fuels is also likely to
spur a 10-fold surge by 2015 in pro
海外保险：Overseas travel sickness insurance
-申请人填写保险费缴付委托书
-The applicant should fill in the proxy form of insurance
premium
-我据此填写保险缴费委托确认表
-Hereby I fill in the proxy confirmation form of the insurance
premium
-将以上两个表格传真给友邦保险，并将保存原件
-Fax two above forms to AIA China and keep the
original
-正常情况下，半个工作日后会收到保险的英文信
-In general instance, the applicant should receive the English
Letter after half working days.
-电话通知申请人取件
-Inform the applicant of taking the copy by phone call
-月初收到上个月的保险对帐单，对帐确认无误后填写请款单及明细，交主任签字后交财务请款
-When I receive the Check Sheet of last month in
the beginning of this month, after checking and being sure there
are not any errors I should fill in the check request form and
detail list. Then after receiving the signature of th
The disadvantage of the glasses
In recent days, many people walk in the street with the glasses,
whoever it is, including the teachers, scholars, professors or
students. Those people will find the glasses many advantage with
them, for example, the glasses can make them have the clear vision
when they are short-sight people. But the glasses just is a kind of
tool to have to use it.Many people have no choice to be so. So I
think the glasses have many disadvantage to be used. when two young
lovers, when one wants to give a kiss to other, if one of them is
short-sight guy or they wear the glasses, then it is not good for
them to kiss. That glasses will make the trouble to their good
thing or disrupt them. And when it is raining, the drops of water
will be drop dowm to the lens in glasses and make the glasses have
the obscured vision and the people who wear glasses will be
difficult to see the thing so make them very hard to do the thing.
When someone ask me what is romantic love, I will ask him or her,
that is, I will walk in the rain with my lover as though the days
are not so fine. Some people have this pleasant or soothing
experience about that. In the rain spring, the day is not so cold
and when it is raing, just little rain from the heaven. I think
there are nothing better than that. Rain offer us human beings or
common people living and sometimes rain also offer our those people
other different feeling, when two young people argue each other,
maybe they just for some trifle maybe the boy angry very much
because the girl don't listen to what the boy tell her. whatever,
if those thing happen in the rain, and those two young people hug
together in the rain. They cry, the it is raining. The rain and
tear drop down from their face or cheek.How romantic it is. So the
rain, sometimes is the romantic feeling or emotion
二、我们景德镇国际经济技术合作公司是经国家商务部核准拥有对外经营资格和产品进出口权的“窗口型”公司，上对政府负责，下对企业负责，景德镇3000多家陶瓷生产经营企业，几十个大类，二万多个品种要走向海外，拓展更广阔的国际市场，这个责任理所当然地落在了我们的身上，难道此行还没有必要吗？
三、我们注意到签证官司给我们拒签的理由还提到工资表的问题、户口本的问题和存款的问题，显见缺乏对中国国情的了解。根据签证资料要求，贵馆根本没有提出要提供工资表的问题，即便是这样，也应该通知我们补充资料，而不是一拒了之，似乎太不负责任了！户口本上的服务处所，当然是根据签证需要而到政府公安部门去补正的（况且目前企业都处在重组阶段），存款也是因为签证需要而把其它银行存款或现金集中的，我们这样做，正是希望能符合贵馆提出的一切签证要求，然而贵馆签证官据此怀疑我们的诚实，以此断定我们不会在签证到期之前离开英国，纯系无稽之谈，我们全员都是经过组织严格考核，平时工作表现都很积极向上的，他们不仅都拥有较强的工作能力，还都有一份令人羡慕和稳固的工资收入，更有一个幸福美满的家庭，我不知道，贵签证官是凭什么断定我团人员会到期滞留不归
…Notes/requirements for factory start up
关于。。。工厂生产启动的要求
Yarn Store 原料仓库
Require …to be clearly indentified(cotton) 有。。清晰标志
Nylon storage requires clear labelling as well 尼龙库存同样要求有清晰标志
Yarn testing,introduce yarn testing as per …system
原料测试，应以。。。原料测试系统一致。
Continuity system to be established for incoming cottons
入库应当建立连贯性体系。
Plans to build lab for incoming yarn testing。 专设实验室测试入库原料
This area is very tidy and well organised 实验室当整洁。
All cartons must be staple free. 纸箱上不应有钉子
Require labelled quarantine area for incoming yarn until tested
需要建立入库原料的待检区和不合格原料的隔离区。
Knitting room 编织
Sharps boxes in place on all machines 所有机器上都应有废针盒
Floor magnet available 如可能，地面安装磁铁
Require hand held magnets for all mechanics 所有机修工必须
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