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当初的快乐男生这个选秀已经过了两年了,到现在你还记得谁????
冠军陈楚生天价违约金和天娱解约,苏醒出现在人们的视线呈递减状态。张杰评这扎实的唱功在歌坛站的稳稳的,魏晨,一直不痛不痒,凭着帅气的长相,得到了很多机会,可似乎都不怎么如意,每次都不是重点,电影电视剧话剧唱片演唱
这样的男生真爱你?现在男生爱装。(2009-04-10 23:54)
1.真正爱你的男生,一下子说不出真正爱你的理由,只知道自己顾不上注意别人。
2.真正爱你的男生,其实总惹你生气,你却发觉不了他到底做错了什么。
3.真正爱你的男生,很少当面赞美你,可是心里肯定你是他最棒的。
4.真正爱你的男生,会在你忘记回复他短信时狠狠地说你一顿。
5.真正爱你的男生,只可能在你一个人的面前流眼泪,当你触摸到他时,也触摸到了那颗只为你跳动的心。
6.真正爱你的男生,会默默地记住你不经意说过的话,在某时某刻重复它们。
7.真正爱你的男生,不会轻易做出承诺,因为他想让自己成为你心中说话最算话的男子汉,只想给你最可靠最安全的幸福。
8.真正爱你的男生,总告诉你不要胡思乱想,因为其实他在为你们谋划着最美丽真实的未来。同时让你无忧无虑地等待他要给你的惊喜。
9.真正爱你的男生,可能不像你一样清楚地记得某些纪念日,他觉得爱你是每时每刻的,并不是靠这几天简单的日子。
10.真正爱你的男生,不会轻易对你当面说“我爱你”,因为他为你做过的每件事都已经这么说了。除非在非常时刻,为了不让你无端地误解他。
愚人节短信全收录(2009-03-31 08:54)
明天愚人节就到了,大家应准备些有趣的愚人节短信,到时候与朋友玩个愚人节短信大战。
第一眼见到你,我就对自已说:你就是我今生的奋斗目标,我要追求你,拥抱你。我要宣布:我爱你……人民币
你在精神病院实习,忽一神经病患者手持一把菜刀向你追来,你转头就跑,直到跑到一条死胡同,心想这下完了,那个病人说:给你刀,该你追我了。愚人节快乐!
你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,我想说:你的假发要掉了……今天是愚人节哦。
计算你的女朋友值多少钱(2009-03-26 19:17)
计算你的女朋友值多少钱,底价是1000元
1. 身高超过175cm的,每过1cm -100元 (是找老婆 又不是招篮球队员)
2. 身高低于 155cm的, 每低 1cm -100元
3. 会做瑜伽等健身操的各 +100 (有多少项自己算)
4. 会打网球,乒乓球,台球,羽毛球的各 +100
5. 会游泳+200
6. 体重超过120斤的,每过10斤 -100
7. 体重不足 90斤的,每差 10斤 -100
8. 近视的超过300度,每100度 -100
9. 谈过恋爱的,被甩一次 -100,甩人一次 -50
10. 第一次谈恋爱的 +200
11. 超过23岁的,每超1岁 -100
12. 会开车的 +100
13. 愿意抱着你 +150
14. 愿意被你抱着 +200
15. 会化妆打扮 +100 (包括穿衣的颜色搭配,饰物佩戴等)
16. 会帮你穿衣打扮 +150
17. 唱歌好听 +100
18. 打过胎 每次 -300
19. 不会麻将 +100
20. 不会喝酒 +100
21. 喜欢装可爱 +100
22. 喜欢装清纯 -100
23. 养宠物 +100
我的团长我的团经典搞笑台词(2009-03-18 08:54)
1:烦了对团长说,你就是一只疯狗,我怎么和你趴在一个窝里了........
2:兽医说:我是兽医,你们是病人,来找我看病,哪怕你们说我是妇科都行...
3:迷龙的一句特经典话,和你们是战友还不如和耗子当亲家...
4:飞机迫降后,一群人穿着裤衩子在林子里奔跑,后面是追赶他们的日本兵,居然还有人喊“保持队型”,真叫人喷饭!紧接着,阿译要往旁边的一个树丛里藏,孟烦了说了一句特经典的话:“阿译,别往那儿藏,还嫌小日本打得不准是不?”...
5:烦了说的:千年王八万年龟,小日本千年不变的打法,炮兵轰完步兵冲,步兵冲完炮兵轰......我们冲了炮兵轰,我们趴窝了炮兵轰完步兵冲...让人抓狂,最新流行的绕口令啊...
6:迷龙名言,他是个好人,他放个屁,我都跟他屁股后面吸...
7:烦了先是对一个白毛巾挤眉弄眼,结果人家来一句“看什么看”烦了说:看看怎么了,长得跟万兽园似的...
8:你们就只剩一条裤衩,也要用这条裤衩干死日本人...
9:康丫在追一个逃的屁滚尿流的鬼子时,结果被孟烦了一枪毙命,康丫对着小鬼子的尸体啧啧的说:你跑,跑死了吧,不听老人言,吃亏在眼前,爆笑...
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经典语录,可当QQ个性签名(2009-03-13 09:15)
你让我滚,我滚了。再让我回来,对不起,滚远了
流氓不可怕,就怕流氓有文化……
开车无难事,只怕有新人!
一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。
矿难在检讨中继续,楼价在控制中上升!
XP不发威,你当我是DOS啊!
英雄不问出路,流氓不看岁数!
好好活着,因为我们会死很久!!!
人又不聪明,还学人家秃顶!!
没什么事不要找我,有事更不用找我
宁和明白人打一架,不跟nb说句话
只要锄头舞的好,那有墙角挖不倒?
连广告也信,读书读傻了吧!
要在江湖混,最好是光棍!!
不要和我比懒,我懒得和你比。
there i
am
excited about this date
i'm putting on my nicest shirt
telling the mirror i'm ready
and there will be you
giving me the nicest mood
when you see the rose i bring
oh what a gentleman you say
no matter where you want to go
that's the place we're gonna stay
tonight i'm only there for you
no other business to do, i promise you
you will be laughing on my jokes
another glass of that sweet thing
you better lean your head
on me till the waiter
says'sorry,we're closing.'
stop that rain
don't let her be there too late
tell her that i'm ready i'm ready
remember first thing, i'll be there
what a day i need a perfect date
i need a perfect date
if i were a boy(2009-03-07 23:01)
if i were a boy even
just for a day
i'd roll out of bed in the morning
and throw on what i wanted
and go drink beer with the guys
and chase after girls
i'd kick it with who i wanted
and i'd never get confronted for it
'cause they stick up for me
if i were a boy
i think i could understand
how it feels to love a girl
i swear i'd be a better man
i'd listen to her
'cause i know how it hurts
when you lose the one you wanted
'cause he's taking you for granted
and everything you had got destroyed
if i were a boy
i would turn off my phone
tell everyone it's broken
so they'd think that i was sleeping alone
i'd put myself first
and make the rules as i go
'cause i know that she'd be faithful
waiting for me to come home, to come home
if i were a boy
i think i could understand
how it feels to l
The Rose(2009-03-06 09:20)
Some say love it
is a river that drowns the tender reed
Some say love it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed
Some say love it is a hunger and endless aching need
I say love it is a flower and you its only seed
It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance
It's the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance
It's the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give
And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live
When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too
long
And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong
Just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows
Lies the seed that with the sun's love
In the spring becomes the rose
a song for mama(2009-03-04 22:14)
You taught me
everything and everything you've given me
I'll always keep it inside. You're the driving force in my
life
There isn't anything or anyone that I can be
And it just wouldn't feel right if I didn't have you by my
side
You were there for me to love and care for me when skies were
grey
Whenever I was down you were always there to comfort me
And no one else can be what you have been to me
You'll always be, you will always be the girl in my life for all
times
Mama. Mama you know I love you. Mama. Mama you're the queen of my
heart
Your love is like tears from the stars. Mama I just want you to
know:
Loving you is like food to my soul
You're always there for me, have always been
around for me even when I was bad
You showed me right from my wrong. Yes you did
And you took up for me when everyone was downing me
You always did understand. You g