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(英国剧作家 肖伯纳.G)
Friendship is like earthenware: once broken, it can be mended;
love is like a mirror: once broken, that ends it. (Josh Billings.
American humorist)
友谊就像陶器,破了可以修补;爱情好比镜子,一旦打破就难重圆。
(美国幽默作家 比林斯 .J.)
Friendship is love without his wings. (George Gordon Byron,
Bdritish poet)
友谊是没有羽翼的爱。
(英国诗人 拜伦.G,G)
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
(Albert Einstein, American scientist)
并非地球引力使人坠入爱河。
(美国科学家)
To
love and to loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.-----Sydney Smith
爱人和被人爱是人生最大的幸福。
-------悉尼。史密斯
All love is sweet, given or returned.
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问:“有什么可以帮你吗?”那个人解释说:“我本来要去做头发移植,但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样,而且没有任何痛苦,我将付给你5000美元。”
“没问题,”发型师说,然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
两个男人正在穿过丛林,突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。
其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋,开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说,“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?”
他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它,我只要跑得比你快就行了。”