After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

　　'There might be some matches in the top drawer,' she replied.

　　He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

　　'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously.

　　'No, silly,' she replied, snuggling up to him.

　　'Your boyfriend then?' he asked.

　　'No, not at all,' she said, nibbling away at his ear.

　　'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy.

　　Calmly, Tony replied, 'That's me before the operation.'

　　这是你丈夫吗？

　　经过一个晚上的缠绵后，年轻的小伙子翻过身，从牛仔裤里拿出一根香烟

提起美国中央情报局，可能大家第一个想到的就是间谍，比如007。事实上，呃，以下是CIA的招聘广告的开头部分……

　　The life of a super spy… Pick up your remote-controlled BMW in the morning, enter the Russian Defense Ministry on a laundry truck, climb through the ventilation system, use new crypto-software to crack the code to a nuclear submarine, and meet Octopussy for dinner and brandy.

　　超级间谍的生

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